So close to finishing the Pokédex and you wanna know who’s the only one missing??
It’s not the legendary
Not the other version’s exclusives/legendary
Not the paradox pokemon
But HIM
FUCK this dude
you ever start a new game by god hitting you up
my pokémon, literally mangled from head to toe, crawling on the ground, waiting for god’s pity: please stop
me, chucking out my last lingering caterpies and magikarps onto the battlefield:
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me, tied to a chair: what do you want?
evil dude: tell us what you know
me: *spits* I won’t tell you shit!
evil dude: ....bring it in
gang: *wheels cart in*
me: I’ll tell you everything