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our lady of silver

@paladinofselune / paladinofselune.tumblr.com

Luna; 31; Polyamorous/Bisexual; Nonbinary (They/He/She/It are all fine!) I draw a lot, sometimes write a thing or two.
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txttletale

wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

fireball_v2_jan2020-new(1)

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was thinking about infighting and like. they all see us the same. from the wildest queerest fagdyke to a cis gay guy. we are the same to them. the weird queers are not like. ruining your precious community. we're a part of it

@ exclusionists:

We are all Faggots in the eyes of the Fash. Stand United or Die Separately.

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cloquirkdoll

truly few things are more sneer-worthy to me than a gay deeply invested in respectability and assimilation

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*ice t law and order voice* big wave of kids ordering vintage sealed tubs of nickelodeon gak off ebay and kneading it with heroin and eating it, kids call it FunnyJunk

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SNAPDEX REPORT: WEEK 2

and if you missed em, here's the full week of pokemon warmups - im on week two, im excited to see if i can keep going!

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onefey

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

  • you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
  • take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
  • apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
  • have fun and be yourself!
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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

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1cicada44

Dude it must suck to be a hibachi chef when you're having like a really bad day but you still have to do hibachi tricks anyway just wanting to kill yourself and shit

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lol my friends mom doesnt like my green beans bc I put some garlic powder on them….my friend was like…why? and she said, quote, "you should enjoy the natural flavor of things."

plain ass vegetables!!! they dont even taste good without a lil salt and pepper at minimum

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