Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

trisha paytas at the hospital in labor rn feeling a new spirit enter her body

reblog for AUTISM!!!

suckingham phallus

Grim reaper, seeing his task for today: omg slay queen 😳