We should listen to the Bella Ramsey Dog

(Real dialouge from a real short where Bella Ramsey plays a talking dog in showbiz) (it’s amazing)

I know people give Marlene a lot of flack for telling Joel about wanting to kill Ellie, but to be fair, the last time she saw them together, Joel didn’t seem all that “invested” in the “cargo”…

Ellie learns that Tommy’s afraid of bees (he isn’t allergic or anything, they’re just weird and fuzzy and creepy) and when she’s mad at Tommy she’s just start aggressively buzzing at him.

“C’mon, Els, I’m just looking out for you!”

“BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

What if TLOU part 3 is older, sadder Ellie tasked with smuggling a child across the country and learning how to love again after the trauma of losing everyone she’s ever cared about?

I think I’m funny…

Hey. HEEEEY. Listen, guys, listen. I-I’m gonna start talking about The Last of Us HBO now, you-you should start running. Go. Go, before I can’t stop myself. RUN!!

What’s the deal with blowing kisses? Like, “hey, I love you, to signify that love at a distance I’m gonna make the sound of an octopus unsuctioning from a rock”

Y’know, for the longest time I thought DNI stood for ‘do not initiate’, as in ‘do not initiate conversation with me’. Why? I have no idea.

Oh I see, I’m famous famous

I love this scene so much. Ellie and Joel are surrounded by strangers with guns and Joel’s having a panic attack and Ellie’s just like “DOGGY😃😃😃”

I’m watching White Lotus rn and I’d just like to shout out Murray Bartlett’s range. I mean seriously, this guy is not participating in a beutiful gay love story rn.

Hello, can I interest you in joining my religion? Every Thursday night we watch Joel Miller scream “WHAT TOWN”… that’s it. That’s the religion…

If I had a nickel for every time there was an honestly really good darkly comedic show starring a young, naive woman who learns about the darkness of the world but doesn’t let it change her, her loser boyfriend who’s desperate to feel some control in the world, which also featured a manipulative, chaotic, charming, awesome man with an accent and featured a scene where someone reluctantly cuts a dead guys body part off, that’s really a satire about corporate greed by fucking AMAZON, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Gonna start doing the fanfic version of Oscar bait, where I write stuff I know the people who post fic recommendations like so they put my stuff on their lists

Help, I tried to write something happy and the monster appeared😭

Update: He patted me on the shoulder and said it was good that I was getting out of my comfort zone

I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.