Mcgonagall: gets Harry an expensive racing broom

Also Mcgonagall: that wand needs replacing, Weasley

The books according to Prof. McGonagall

1. Prof. McGonagall sends the kids to the forbidden forest in the middle of the night because they were walking around in the middle of the night 

2. Prof. McGonagall can cancel quidditch whenever the fuck she wants to 

3. Prof. McGonagall gives a 13 year old a time machine but only for school 

4. Prof. McGonagall thinks potter is a boy, not a piece of meat 

5. Prof. McGonagall tells Peeves to unscrew it the other way

6. Prof. McGonagall can’t believe Dumbledore passed the burden of saving the world onto a kid who can’t even conjure birds out of thin air, I mean that’s so basic

7. Prof McGonagall fights the battle of hogwarts in her pajamas

remember in goblet of fire when minerva says ‘potter’s a boy, not a piece of meat!’

imagine harry telling her everything after the battle of hogwarts, telling her about how dumbledore raised him like a pig for slaughter, and how he had to die and mcgonagall gets so goddamned mad

she loses control for the first time that harry’s EVER seen and she’s actually yelling, she’s so pissed that harry was seventeen and he had to accept death and dumbledore KNEW he would have to die and NEVER TOLD HIM

and harry’s about to cry because yeah his friends would be devastated if he was gone but NO ONE got this damn pissed that dumbledore had raised him so that he could die at the right time and mcgonagall’s in the middle of a rant and he just shoots up and hugs her and she’s stunned into silence but after a moment she hugs back and it’s great

and then she goes up to her office and starts screaming at dumbledore’s portrait because ‘i don’t care if it had to happen, albus, he is a CHILD-’

This is the Minerva McGonagall content we deserve, and make no mistake, we were robbed

i’m just sitting here dying of laughter thinking about McGonagall looking over Harry in first year like yeah the kid gets into some dangerous shenanigans but it always seems to be for a greater purpose and his heart’s in the right place and he’s so sweet and quiet usually, clearly he takes after his mother Lily thank goodness this is good this boy is good 

and then dead ass one year later kid shows up to school crashing into a tree with his bestie in a flying car instead of just owling the damn school that they’d missed the train and she’s just like DING DONG I WAS WRONG

First Year: “I hope he’s like Lily” Second Year: “Sweet fuck he’s James.”

​he’s honestly really a mix of them but he gets in trouble even more than James did rip

In the Harry Potter universe does an animagus eat the food that their non-human self would eat?? Like did Sirius eat kibble?? Does Mcgonagall like fancy feast or meow mix?? Did James eat grass?

I mean…Sirius seemed to eat some human food okay in dog form…but just imagine him changing back in the middle of eating dog food. Or Lily catching James chowing on grass.

This is . . . amazing.

I could never decide whether to hate or love Dumbledore. :P

Minerva McGonagall: [to Molly Weasley] Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of them.