Marlene: Surely you can’t be serious?
Sirius: I am Sirius. And don’t call me Shirley.
Sirius: Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?
Remus: All the time.
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Sirius: I didn’t do it.
McGonagall:
Sirius: …Oh wait THAT
Sirius: Yes I did do that.
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Sirius: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Remus: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?
Sirius: I just forget stuff like a cool person.
James: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Sirius: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
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Sirius: You can trust me.
Lily: I don’t even trust the way you just said I could trust you.
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James to Lily: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Lily: I don’t know, how are y-
Sirius: I’m great, thank you.