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Professor McGonagall, teaching spongify: Write this down, “I will not use the Hogwarts stairs as a trampoline.”

Sirius: *whispering* hey James, I just had a great idea

Remus: oh no.

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Hufflepuff: Did you have trouble with the homework?

Gryffindor: Piece of cake.

Hufflepuff: You didn’t do it, did you?

Gryffindor: I don’t even know where my books are.

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Hufflepuff: I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re my best friend. 😎👉👉

Ravenclaw: *without looking up from book* Leave me alone.

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Colin Creevey: Is Harry here?

Hermione: Uuhh you know what…

Harry: *jumps out window and flies off on broom*

Hermione: He just left.

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Gryffindor: I’m going to kill you for that!

Ravenclaw: That would be intimidating if you were … well, intimidating.

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Sirius: You can trust me.

Lily: I don’t even trust the way you just said I could trust you.

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Remus: Have you been yelled at by Lily yet?

James: I’m not scared of her!

Remus: So that’s a no.

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James to Lily: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Lily: I don’t know, how are y-

Sirius: I’m great, thank you.

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Hufflepuff: Sir, you’re losing a lot of blood. It looks like you’re going to need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?

Ravenclaw: B Positive.

Hufflepuff: I’m trying, but you’re losing a lot of blood, sir.

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Hufflepuff: Darn it! This is so dang annoying!

Slytherin: Wait.

Slytherin: You don’t curse?

Hufflepuff: Well…I CAN…

Slytherin: Oh really?

Hufflepuff: Yeah, I can…um, f—

Hufflepuff: Oh, f—

Hufflepuff: Fang.

Hufflepuff: I like Fang. He’s a dog.

Slytherin: You have failed me.

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