even stars burn out

Letter from the Gur to spawn Astarion (freeing the 7000 spawn ending)

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

Spawn Astarion seems so happy and at peace in the epilogue, even though you can mention in another conversation how you're still trying to find a cure for him. I could write a whole thesis about this, but he's so laidback and relaxed!!! Good for him!!!!

this meme is so them

(Be forewarned: Dark Urge Act 3 Spoilers. Post is tagged. Click “read more” for the full comic.)

idont care if your durge was having crazy eroguro sex with gorty can you get them to put some pants on and tell me about their sibling relationship with orin. please.

hey. hey. i'm shaking you awake in the middle of the night. what do you think it means. no wake up i'm talking to you. if you were raised in a murder cult right. if you were siblings raised in a murder cult where there was always a tacit understanding that one of you was going to have to kill the other. what do you think it means to have your sibling on the verge of death and not kill them but leave them there. maimed and humiliated but ultimately undeniably alive as you go to take their place, something you would only have rightfully earned through their death. do you think that would be an act of cruelty or an act of love. don't go back to sleep this is important

They really patched in another way to abuse my boy huh

You FRAME Astarion? Frame him like he would have done to you if our roles were reversed? Oh! Oh! Jail for Durge! Jail for Durge for One Thousand Years!

Sometimes a family is two dads, the alien baby they forgot in their inventory, and 7000 vampire spawn unleashed into the Underdark.

no other video game would have you mediate the extremely toxic breakup between two gay men unironically called barcus and bongle

Harleep watching Raphael get his ass handed to him by the person who’s body he just snatched

The Apostle of Myrkul. Love me a bonelord.

‼️babe wake up new favorite astarion line just dropped‼️

can’t get over how fucked the three city blocks of Baldur's Gate we explore is. vampire den, mummy lord, hag lair, no less than two cults, haunted mansion, a demon lord whoring it up, evil clowns. is the rest of the city normal. why do they have a Spirit Halloween district.

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