she started crawling over the weekend, and tony, being the talented investigator that he is, found all kinds of places we need to child-proof. 

wait, tony said this morning he hit his head fixing your guys’ sink?

is that what he told you?

i could have hit my head while fixing the sink.

but you did not. you decided to chase her under the table.

i didn’t realize she had inherited your speed. she  changed directions on me faster than you do on the beltway. we’re gonna have to do more than child-proof. we’re gonna have to ninja-proof.