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Have you heard of the High Elves?

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Sophie | 27 | white | my gender is committed to the bit | ace-spec bi | she/he/they/whatever's funniest | rpg blog @jzargo
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nikoisme

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

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as a reminder, you, yes YOU, are not immune to conspiratorial thought patterns. or generally being manipulated or lied to

it does not matter how intelligent you are, how much schooling you’ve had, the life experience you’ve had, you are NOT immune to falling down a bad pipeline into alt right thinking. we’re in a high emotion environment right now with very suspicious stuff going on, and this is the perfect environment for people to accidentally get swept into conspiracies hate groups or just straight up cults.

please make sure you have verifiable sources for everything you share, make sure you know the warning signs of pipelines, and keep a good eye on yourself and your friends

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koko-online

Have you considered that I'm built different?

Didn't think so

and this is the exact attitude that gets people into cults

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taahko

>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine

>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case

>grabs it before i can

>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"

>go to cold medicine aisle

>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case

>nobody shows up

>ring again

>nobody shows up

>check case

>case is unlocked

>take cold medicine and go to check out

>grab toothpaste from unmanned register

>have to use self checkout

>scan cold medicine

>"age verification needed please wait for employee"

>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves

>finish self checkout

>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door

another beautiful non hostile day in our great country

i cannot emphasize enough how 5 years ago you could walk into a store and pick up the item you wanted and buy it and leave . it sounds like a fairytale now but it was true.

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ruanbaijie
—你弹指间就可以蹍碎那些蝼蚁,难道你就不想复仇吗? —生而为人,你且修身,你且度人,你且如水,居恶渊而为善,无尤也。 —You can crush those ants with a snap of your fingers. Don’t you want to seek revenge? —As a human being, you should cultivate yourself. Guide others, and be like water. Even in a bad situation, act with goodness. Do not hold grievances or blame.

SNOWFALL 冰雪谣 (2024) 1.22 @asiandramanet october creator bingo board ⎈ red & black

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they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

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hollis-exe

tell them what the prank was, clare

so for fucking months now we’ve been saying we were going to watch Blade, because i’d never seen it, but somebody was always too tired or too busy, but tonight we decided fuck it, tomorrow’s ciaran’s friday, let’s watch Blade

the first 40 minutes or so pass with many a delighted exclamation. stan lee was credited & i’m told blade was a marvel property, which is news to me. i’m thoroughly enjoying myself. the cop familiar gets the shit beat out of him & tells blade to check the fridge. the wind roars as the scene transition fades to black.

in fades a helicopter. a man with long dark hair on crutches emerges from it. i do not immediately recognize the man, but from the crutches & the hair i immediately go “morbius??”

they assure me he isn’t morbius. i accept that they don’t want to admit he’s morbius for some reason (maybe they just don’t want me to think blade is in the mcu?) as the entirety of michael morbius’s backstory plays out on screen.

i repeatedly ask “okay but this is literally morbius right” and “why are you doing this” as it becomes increasingly clear that we are now, somehow, watching Morbius (2022). everyone continues to insist it’s Blade (1999) until finally i ask “how long were you planning this” and logan says “you wanna know how long” and gives me a screenshot

fucking months of me genuinely wanting to watch the movie Blade (1999) with my friends and they goddamn Blorbius me. I got Blorbiused.

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