so much joy

medically instructed to unclench

unclenching my jaw is so damn hard I've just paid a guy $500 to lightly stab and poison my face in order to protect my teeth. can't wait to find out i need to poison my butt if i want my hips to not hurt

help me chuck tingle i need to be pounded in the butt non-sexually by a really good massage therapist

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

I am SO aware of stress right now.

Approaching ascension I’m so aware

Nerd and jock from yesterday’s illustration

Kids say the darnedest things~

In the 1939 Wizard of Oz movie, we've seen Scarecrow getting torn up and patched back together, no big deal, right? And I've read plenty of fanfics where Scarecrow/Fiyero does some basic maintenance of having to patch himself back up, usually very gradually over time.

So, like, how does that all work? What does being a magically enchanted scarecrow entail? How much of him can be removed/replaced and it will still be him? How much of his original body, if any, needs to be present for his consciousness to transfer over???

Please point on the magic scarecrow where the sentience is located.

These are questions that are never meant to be thought about very hard, yet think about them very hard I shall.

And now so shall Fiyero, the poor bastard.

Wicked Master Post

Cross stitch Stardew Valley bookmark take 2. Pretty happy with the design, tho there's a few adjustments I'll make if I ever do it again

Better lighting

Gav’s Tavern Hi, I hope you like this. It is different from what I usually do. Also it was a lot of work.

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

these exchanges and this fiddling about for the collective to appreciate in passing is, to me, true artistic spirit. I don't know what the past was truly like to live, but in my heart i know that humans have always been... like this

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

So she actually said that she does not see the appeal in Senshi at all and that the panty shots weren't intended to be horny - she just has a neighbor who looks kind of like him and does laundry in his underwear. Which she finds kind of weird and offputting, and put into his character to be funny.

But that's the thing. She doesn't exaggerate or grotesqueify or alter people's bodies to fit some standard. (Except insofar as she draws different species differently, and those are exquisitely practiced to ensure they have the same diversity of appearances that humans do.) She just presents people exactly as they are, complexities and oddities and all.

It just so happens that when you present people exactly as they are, what you present will be beautiful and alluring to many. Even the things you yourself might find weird and offputting. Honestly I think it's a touching example of how you don't have to see the beauty in everyone for the beauty to be there, simple honesty is enough to let the wonder of people's humanity shine through.

#i think we should put this post next to the interview where she said she doesn't want to eat the food in the series cuz she's a picky eater#and file them both under 'you don't know an artist from their work'#and maybe you don't need to!#maybe all you need to know is that ryoko kui is Good At What She Does#idk I don't like the implication that artists (and women especially?) can only create from personal life and feelings#some people have imagination and craft#kind of a tangent but. there you go.

no but you're very correct

hey you guys ever think about how cassie had to acquire rachel in book #12 the reaction and then wonder if she ever morphed her dead best friend to see her face and hear her voice you know, regular not-sad animorphs thoughts

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

damn, tumblr says my art is ass and trans people is eye strain so no blaze for me :\

it'd be a shame if this...

blazed the old fashion way...

Trying out cross stitch. Did a couple kits, now I'm making a stardew valley bookmark of my own design.

Added a border. I kinda like how when it was halfway done it gave the chicken a dimensional look, like the front was in camera focus, but I'm going to keep the full border

There are 4 shades of brown but you really cant tell lol. I think I'll undo and redo the backstitch border on the brown in 1 thread instead of 2.

Maybe I should border the eye? If I do I'll have to do it for the void chickens eyebrow as well

Trying out cross stitch. Did a couple kits, now I'm making a stardew valley bookmark of my own design.

Added a border. I kinda like how when it was halfway done it gave the chicken a dimensional look, like the front was in camera focus, but I'm going to keep the full border