Colonel: Actor would wake up early just to cut the crusts off my sandwiches for lunch.

Damien: Aww, that’s nic-

Colonel: He knew the crusts were my favourite part. He hated me so much.

can’t believe i’m still not over wkm

““I hate this love story…. how about I pitch in and change it for the better?”

WILFURD J BAWNYUM! UWU

AWW

It’s WKM’s anniversary so here’s a little post appreciating our favorite characters

Kernel

The butler drug dealer

Damn

Cookie

The dicktective

Marker plier (and friends!!!)

Ceiling

That one sane guy that got tf out on time

The jam boys

And the saddest ending you had no way of preparing for

Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary!

it was all a joke.

that livestream fucked me up and if i have to suffer you all do, too

That single line of descriptive dialogue fucked me up. There’s so much in that to unpack, it’s despicable to feel. And as a writer, exquisitely admirable to feel. 

I know that it's everything but special but i still hope some of you like it.

@markiplier

William: I have a plan.

Benjamin: I have the hospital on speed dial.

this is all i could think of sorry @markiplier

Me: *holding a cocked gun while holding Celine, William and Damien on my free arm* Mark where are you? I just want to talk

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