i the snail.
everybody here is perfect
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i the snail.
everybody here is perfect
sometimes you’ll enjoy a band casually and other times that band will have you saying shit like i need to go to east rutherford new jersey
Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling
why is 'ben affleck mentioned kenstewy' not being talked about more here on the yaoi website
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
any advice for college? im 3 days in & already want to mysteriously disappear during my next bathroom break
start a psychosexual relationship with one specific and convenient vending machine
A Mourning Dove (Zenaida macroura) drinking from the communal water dish on the feedlot...
Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw
wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks
Hhhate it when people on my side of an argument are making bad points. You’re literally right why are you being stupid about it
[2011 Jezebel article] Are Sleigh Bells the Future of Feminist Rock?
[2011 Kotaku article] Red Dead Redemption is More Historically Important Than Christianity
[2011 Gawker article] We Have Acquired a Photograph of Every Senator’s Asshole
Wishing everyone I know a very “go take advantage of the free Haymarket books about liberation movements deal” right now:
Ex-NHS surgeon Nizam Mamode broke down as he told the international development committee what he witnessed when working as a surgeon in Gaza.
Q: You believe it was deliberate targeting of civilians? A: Absolutely no question in my mind and I and it's been uh it's been the experience of so many healthcare workers who've documented it time and time and time again um but my personal experience and those of my colleagues was this was clearly persistent deliberate targeting of civilians and I've worked in a number of conflict zones um in different parts of the world I was there at the time of the Rwandan genocide um I've never seen anything on this scale ever and that was also the view of all the experienced colleagues that I worked with um one of the surgeons in my team had been to Ukraine five times and said this is 10 times worse normally in a conflict Zone you would have a front line have fighting going on between um two sets of forces and you might get some civilians injured in in that um in that exchange there doesn't seem to be a front line there just seems to be 1.4 million people trapped they can't leave and having bombs dropped on them on a daily basis and then drones coming in and shooting them and um and there's plenty of evidence um out there uh from from Israeli soldiers that that's what's going on but we saw it you know we saw the results of it
Dr. Mamode talks about how they are running out of supplies to operate and how they used the last of their shunts - device used to bypass artery in the neck to supply blood to the brain - on a three year old shot deliberately in the neck by an IDF drone. The 3 year old died 4 days later from infection because they don't have the medicines either.
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i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that
you see this a lot in x reader fics for obvious reasons but it’s also overwhelmingly common with like, your severus snapes of the world, where a character’s general design and moral greyness and being played by a reasonably sexy actor will have every fic writer on the planet gleefully forgetting that every single canon indication points directly to this guy dying a virgin