guys, being a hater is actually really exhausting. like I feel like I don't get the recognition I deserve for my hard work

if I had the privilige of being part of a messy friend group in a dark academia story, I would simply live my best life and not pick fights and also not commit murder.

I'd drink tea and wear sweaters and read books and hang out in expensive country houses and be unproblematic. sorry but I'm built different. richard could never be me.

back in the 2010s, why did we all collectively start saying "oh, I listen to every genre of music except for country music"? I think we owe those guys an apology because country music actually slaps. I am sorry post malone you rock

a snake with legs is basically a cat

it's that season again (listening to little dark age on repeat, reading pretentious literature in public, wearing brown blazers and drinking black tea, thinking about tsh, yearning.)

richard bleeding out on the floor in front of his supposed friends and no one caring about him is so me

I love the secret history because what do you mean the greek students saw bunny eating a happy meal and went "okay, fuck this guy" and collectively decided to shut him out

I've started reading if we were villains recently and let me tell you if oliver and james don't make out at least ONCE I am going to LOSE MY MIND

those idiots in animal farm could've had it all but they fucked up. if it had been me, I would have made it work. amateurs ugh

my favourite part in macbeth is when this one guy's horses devour each other. that was so metal.