💌 maisie shared new lyrics from a song called real thing

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.07, "Fool for Love"

Timeless is literally the most Taylor Swift song ever written. Projecting a current romance onto old people and fictional stories? ✔️ Believing you're destined by fate to be together in every timeline? ✔️ Reference to forbidden love? ✔️ Emotional bridge that culminates in the story honing back in on the narrator? ✔️ Ending line that returns to the beginning? ✔️ Eyes meeting in a crowded room? ✔️ Love letters? Antique shop? Old photographs? Teenage love? Arranged marriage? ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

me whenever I'm about to buy myself little treats

mental state so dark and twisted that i’ve formed a crush on a male celebrity with a buzzcut

@wecanbepirates this passes peer review

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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please do not the snail.

please do not the me.

Yeah that tracks

THE FUCKING BEIGE.

SO MUCH FUCKING BEIGE.

My older coworkers (like, in-their-60’s-old) told me it was to hide cigarettes smoke stains better. I don’t think they’re joking.

Having had the singular experience of cleaning my grandfather's house after he died (he was a multi-pack-a-day smoker who always smoked inside), there's a non-zero chance the beige WAS the cigarette stains in some houses.

After much scrubbing, we were very surprised to learn his walls were white.

After much scrubbing,

we were very surprised to

learn his walls were white.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

'Cause blood is thick but water is forever, and I'm stiffer than a board, lighter than a feather, AND THAT GIRL WILL BE A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU LET HER, and I left her back home but I cannot forget her

alright wikipedia I know why this is there. but it's still sort of an unusual way to break my immersion into the article

yeah. why?

People have been asking me for the past few days how they can still get the Florida shirt, and now that I've taken my whole Etsy shop down to keep my account safe, how they can get some of my stuff for the holidays while I'm figuring out what platform to shift to, so! I have spent all day working on the current temporary solution: A cute little catalogue you can order fan merch from, like the kind you'd get in the mail in the 90's except digital.

Pricing, sizing, color info, and easy ways to identify each item are included on each slide and with each product image. If you'd like to order something (or have questions!) you can just shoot me a DM or email me at [email protected]. Checkout via PayPal Goods & Services which requires tracking #'s to be provided and offers robust buyer protection.

I know this isn't ideal but the idea of people wanting to get stuff from me and then buying shitty knockoffs on Temu, plus having lowkey no income right now thanks to my shop being down, has been tearing me to shreds for the last 3 days, so. If you were planning on buying some fan merch from me this holiday season, please consider still doing so :') Love you guys hope you enjoy this and don't think it's stupid

false god and ME! are both songs off of lover! But I’ve only had s3x while one of them was playing! (And it wasn’t false god)