Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.
Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
tumblrs cardinal sin is being tumblr
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
Biologically female? Girliepop I'm biologically fucking your mom
What % alcohol is this fucking punch
No moms at this party 👎
My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.
Ah, a production line worker
Thats what i like to see
In love with your tags
Wpwoieufjsnsnlapapapss I LOVE THIS
Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
This is what it was like
dc comics heritage post
laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares