outcasts-redeemer reblogged
These are fancier than mine. Mine are probably over 50 years old, though.
dose it count if you used them correctly or not? because this was me with them
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
We all know that Nora's going to adopt more children than birth. So while she has two of four bio kids she will be the Mama Nora for hundreds of children in what ever city/village the two settle in. She'll be the child queen who feeds her legions of children Dino nuggies and mac and cheese and giant tubs of spaghetti
Meanwhile Jaune is helping teach his kids how to survive in the wilderness. Practically a... summer... camp...
OH MY GOD
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
So for Real if Nora and Jaune did start having kids how many do you think they would have.
Well, my go-to right now is two, Magnum and Thrum. However, looking at their upbringings, I think I can give a rough estimate based on canon.
Let's start with the obvious; Jaune, barring some explanation from CRWBY, has the proven highest fertility rate of the cast. The only one who comes close is Salem with four, meanwhile Jaune has seven sisters. If lightning struck once for this family, it's not unlikely to say it'll strike again.
Now, for Nora, it's trickier since she doesn't have any siblings to base her fertility on. However, I do have this idea in my head that if she does have children, she's going to be there for everything her baby needs, which stems from her canon childhood trauma of being abandoned to the Grimm. Because of this, I think that whatever children Jaune and Nora do have, she's going to go full Mama Bear for each and every last one.
I'll stick with my answer of two, but there's room for more.
Now that the choice between Civil War followed by WW3 or WW3 followed by Civil War has been decided here's what to do and how to avoid getting killed when everything hits the fan.
One: Have two weeks worth of non perishable food goods and water
Two: If living in Major cities, avoid evacuating right as it hits the fan as the roads, distribution systems and transportation and communication networks will be all gridlocked giving bad actors access to large target rich environments. When the time comes for you to leave, the areas you seek refuge in will be hard pressed to help you so you must offer your own services to what ever community you enter. Do not give them a reason to turn you away. Three: If living in Suburban/ Rural areas coordinate with your neighbors/community and establish plans. Your communities will be inundated by thousands of refugees fleeing major unrest areas and there will be bad actors in those groups looking to spread the chaos. Plan for everything.
Four: Do not trust the Fed State or Local Government officials nor politically active groups to help. They will be too busy fighting each other and those seeking to cause unrest to waste resources money and manpower on you.
Five: The internet is not a community. Do not put your faith in people thousands of miles away. You want to survive, suck in your pride, keep what ever ideology you follow to yourself and work with your neighbors and community.
Six: Avoid the broken. You are more likely to cut yourself with their pieces than help fix them. There will come a time to help them but it is not until the flames have died
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
Spooky season time!!!
My favorite Halloween video of all time
I will never not reblog this.
Everytime it comes across my dash I can't stop laughing.
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
If I were president of Doctor Who, I'd make a Simpsons episode and I'm not joking
Doctor Who and his bestie of the week arrive in a perfectly normal, if particularly eventful, small town in modern day earth, full of quirky characters who have all been stuck in time for close to 40 years. They aren't trapped in the 80s, though, time keeps moving forward, but the people don't. They're aware of the passage of time, but not of their static nature. Their young son has celebrated 35 Christmases and 35 tenth birthdays and he remembers all of them, he just hasn't put together that this is too many for someone who would, if pressed, claim to have been born in 2014. Their daughter remembers being 8 in 2004, in 1998, in 1989, but she's sure she was born in 2016. The 44-year-old school principal has PTSD flashbacks from a war that should've been over five years before he was born. The parents are in their late 30s but their worn, elderly voices tell a very different story. What's causing this? Is it ethical for the doctor to make the residents aware of their condition, or to fix it, knowing Grandpa might crumble to dust if he does the math on his age? Should a state of affairs be allowed to persist like this for so long?
The running gag/horror element would be the 4th wall. Like the Doctor running into the screen getting a shocked look in his face before attempting to use his screwdriver to find what he just ran into only to bemoan his luck that he missed it again and when the companion of the week asks what that was about he says he's been playing cat and mouse with an entity for close to two millennia at this point but so far it has eluded him at every turn. It only shows itself when it wants to remind him that it exists. And he looks super serious and the screen zooms in on his face and he grabs it and attempts to use the sonic screwdriver again only for the scene to switch to show him stumbling forward and grabbing air before legit cursing with the *Beep* censoring him only for him to curse more. This would make every cameo the doctor has ever been in canon to the doctor who universe
Which one is yours?
The story of the girl who fell through the world is well known. It is a tale as old as the Kingdoms themselves. It is told to every child faunas and human alike and there isn't anyone who doesn't know the four heroes who helped Alyx make it home.
First: The ever Protective Rusted Knight who stood guard every night while Alyx slept. Unwilling to leave her unprotected. So great was his devotion to her protection, that he willingly drank the poison that was made for her.
Second: The ever Kind Tarnished Spartan who taught young Alyx how to hold her head high and to stand strong against the dangers of the lands. So great was her kindness that when faced with the Hateful Red King she alone was able to sway his heart and free Alyx from his grasp.
Third: The ever Jovial Weeping Valkyrie who taught the young Alyx to laugh at her fears and worries until the tears of failure turned into tears of triumph. So great was her joy that she alone managed to show Alyx the way to the tree and bypass the Jabberwocky.
Fourth: The ever Wise Mournful Monk who taught our young hero that no matter the loss, one can only ever truly die as long as their memory remained true. So wise was he that when Alyx crossed the doorway home, he remained so that nothing could chase after her, standing guard until the end of time.
There is no one alive who doesn't have a favorite. Which one is yours?
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
In an effort to improve moral the council and Ironwood have agreed to Yang's plan and instigate the largest hide and seek game ever (TM) with a billion lien prize utilizing Penny as the seeker while the military holds a military "Exercise" outside the kingdom.
Nora wins
A few weeks later Jaune shows up and asks if the game is still going on.
The Hunt
Ironwood: Attention people of, Atlas, and Mantle! Today we will be conducting the worlds largest game of, Hide, and Go Seek!
Ironwood: Now I know many of you find this stupid, and silly. But, I am sure that for a prize of one billion Lien will change your minds! That's right people, the last person found, be they be male, or female, young, and old, human, and faunas alike will receive a prize of one billion Lien to do whatever they desire to do with it!
Ironwood: Now then, our seekers for this game will be, Atlas's proud Knights, and our loyal defender, Penny Polendina! Take it away, Ms. Polendina!
Penny: Thank you, General Ironwood! Salutations everyone! As the, General said, we will be hosting the worlds largest game of hide, and go seek with the grand prize for the last person found, winning one billion Lien! Now the rules are simple! Hide, and don't get caught! Of course we must advise you to hide in safe places, ant to not go anywhere that could get yourself hurt!
Penny: Now I have a complete data base of every individual who lives, in, Atlas, and Mantle. So I will be able to tell who has been found, and who is left to be found~! So don't worry, I won't leave a stone unturned in this great hunt!
Penny: And, with that, you all have five hours begore the game begins! Starting... Now!
Penny: Good luck everyone, and let the games begin!
~~~ Penny: Aren't you going to hide, General?
Ironwood: Me? No, nonono, I am not interested in playing this game. Go right on ahead, Penny. Happy hunting.
Penny: I will do, Sir!
~~~
Penny: 1 hr 37 mins have elapsed since the start of the game: 1,721 players, and counting have been found.
Penny: ...
Penny: 1,722 players have been found; Hello friend, Blake!
Blake: What?! How did you find me so fast?!
Penny: Your hiding spot was not out of place, but empty boxes do no jiggle.
Blake: Shit! Knew I should have grab something to read that wasn't so spicy...
~~~
Penny: 2,520 players have been found, and 5% of, Atlas, and Mantle have been explored.
(Smash!)
Penny: 2,521 players have been found; Hello, Specials Ederne!
Elm: Hi, Penny... was it the fact I knock over the shelf that gave me away?
Penny: Negative. Your head is peeking over the top shelf.
Elm: Dammit! Curse my tall muscular build!
~~~
Penny: 3,791 players have been found, and 9.61% of Atlas, and Mantle have been searched.
(Creak)
Penny: Hmmm?
Penny looks up, and sees a bundle of read cloth hanging precariously from a chandler.
Penny: Hello, Ruby!
Ruby: H-Hi.. Penny...
Penny: How did you get up there, Ruby?
Ruby: My semblance.
Penny: Fascinating.
Penny: ...
Ruby: ...
Penny: Do you need help getting down?
Ruby: YES! Please help me I'm going to fall!
Penny: On it!
~~~
Penny: Hello, Friend Weiss!
Weiss: Oh? Hello, Penny. Would you care for a cup of tea?
Penny: No thank you.
Weiss: Tell me, how did you find me?
Penny: You mentioned where you were going to hide when this game was mentioned to, Yang; So, I just had to look. But, I must ask, how did you get a tea set all the way up here?
Weiss: Ahh well...
Weiss, and Penny look down to see the beautiful landscape of, Atlas, and Mantle.
Weiss: We Schnee's have our ways~!
~~~
Penny: 5,782... Correction, 5,832 players have been found, 13.9% of, Atlas, and Mantle have been explored.
(Ca-thunk!)
Penny heard a sound emanate from within a broom closet.
Penny: Hmm? Investigating.
Penny walked to the closet, and opened the door, inside she found, Specialist Bree, and Ebi, within.
Penny: Salutations, Specialist Bree, Specialist Ebi! Only parents, and their young children are allowed to be together during the game of, Hide, and Go Seek. You two being together disqualifies both of you.
Clover: O-Oh does it? Shoot. I was running out of time to find a hiding spot, and I just jumped in here. And, well Harriet was already here, and the game started so... I just stayed here.
Harriet: I would have kicked him out, but it already started... So...
Penny: Understandable. Well, I will leave, and continue my search! But, before I go, Specialist Ebi?
Clover: Yes, Penny?
Penny: Your uniform seems to be undone, and there appears to be smudges on your face.
Clover: Oh did it, I hadn't notice.
Penny: Did something happen?
Clover: Ohh... Just got a little lucky. That's all.
Penny: I understood. Now then, the hunt continues!
Clover: Good luck, Penny!
Harriet: Bye.
Penny shuts the door, and the two stand there in silence for a moment before, Harriet slaps his chest.
Harriet: 'Got a little lucky?!' We finally have a chance to have some fun, and that's how you play it off?
Clover: Hey. I got to spend time with you, I can name a thousand reasons why that's considered lucky by anyone.
Harriet: Oh shut up, and kiss me.
Clover: Oh how lucky me~!
~~~
Penny: 7,127 players found, 27.3% of Atlas, and Mantle have been explored. Continuing the search. Hmm...?
Penny stops, as she sees a can on the side of the road being kicked to the side, and yet she saw no one was around to kick it.
Penny: Investigating... Heat Vision Activated.
Penny: Scanning...
Penny: Heat source detected, Knight's been issued to conduct search.
: Ahh! Whoa hey hey hey?!
Penny: Contestant found. Identify yourself.
: May. May Marigold...
Penny: Contestant, May Marigold has been disqualified from game for cheating.
May: What?! I'm disqualified for using my semblance?!
Penny: Negative: You are allowed to use your semblance if it allows you to stay hidden; But, you are disqualified for moving about, instead of staying hidden.
May: That's...!
May: That's fair...
Penny: Punishment has be administered. The hunt shall continue.
~~~
Winter: Oh, hello, Penny.
Penny: Salutations, Specialist Schnee!
Winter: I see you found everyone in my family. Please tell me my mother wasn't in the wine cellar...
Penny: She was not, she was in the kitchen making a cup of tea.
Winter: She was making a cup of tea? That sounds... okay...? I'll need to have a word with her... that's odd...
Penny: I was unable to find, Jacques Schnee. Do you perhaps have any ideas where I could find him?
Whitely: Father locked himself in the families panic room all by himself. He locked himself in there well before the competition started so no one else could get in.
Winter: Still as petty as ever... I'll show you to the panic room, I'm not interested in letting him win. This way, Penny.
Penny: Thank you~!
Winter: Here it is, just hack the door, and you should get in.
Penny: Hacking...
Whitely: Isn't this cheating? Telling your friend where, Father is?
Winter: She was going to check anyway. Might as well speed things along.
Penny: Vault open.
Winter: Alright, Father you have been found might as well...?! Whitely stay back.
Whitely: Why? I need to...?!
Winter: I said, stay back!
Penny: Oh, this is unexpected...
Jacques Schnee, was lounging peacefully in his chair, his head staring at the ceiling, a cup of wine sat before him, his once proud white business suit, stained red with his blood.
Jacquess Schnee's throat had been slit.
Jacques Schnee, was dead.
~~~
Ironwood: You found his dead body in a panic room behind a locked vault door?
Winter: Indeed sir.
Ironwood: Suicide?
Winter: No idea, Sir. We will know more once the autopsy has been completed.
Ironwood: I guess someone thought that this game of hide, and go seek would be the opportune moment to commit a crime. But, within a locked safe? This makes no sense...
Winter: Records indicate that the door was only opened twice; When he went in, and when we went in to check on him.
Ironwood: Peculiar... Hmmm... Assemble whatever, Specialist's that have been found, and start investigating this at once. The fact that it was your father who was killed is one thing, but the fact that it happened behind a locked door is something else entirely.
Winter: At once, Sir!
Ironwood: They waited until the game began, and then killed him when no one was looking... This isn't good... Not good at all.
~~~
Penny: 9,723 player's, and 52.6% of Atlas, and Mantle have been searched.
Penny: Friend, Ren?
Ren: Oh, hello, Penny.
Penny: How did you get that tea set up in that tree? That is a potential fire hazard.
Ren: Don't worry, it's an electric heater, no open flame of any sort. Tell me, have you found, Nora yet?
Penny: Negative. Friend Nora has yet to be found. Do you have any idea where friend, Nora might be?
Ren: I don't know where exactly, Nora is. But, to give you a clue where she might be; Nora is probably in a place that doesn't seem physically possible to be in.
Penny: What? But how is that possible?
Ren: It's, Nora.
Penny: I do not understand?
Ren: Neither do I.
Penny: Oh... Okay...?
~~~
Penny: Remove yourself from the premises at once.
Oscar: What? H-How did you find me?
Penny: The Vault is routinely monitored. You were found instantly hours ago the moment you walked into the premises.
Oscar: What?! Then how come you didn't call me out sooner, I've been waiting here for hours!
Penny: It was not to be checked until 70% of Atlas's, and Mantle's total population, and 80% of it's territory had been searched.
Oscar: Aww man... I waisted my whole day here...
~~~
Yang: Sup, Penny~!
Penny: Friend, Yang... W-Why are you in my room...?
Yang: Cause of all the places I thought you would never look, I doubted you would look in your own room.
Penny: That is correct... 99.9%, 15,971 inhabitants of Atlas, and Mantle have been found. And, 100% of the grounds of Atlas, and Mantle have been checked. Your guess that this would be the last place I would have check is correct.
Yang: Does that mean I won?!
Penny: Negative. The last individual to be found is, Nora Valkyrie.
Yang: Damn! I was so close. Well, lets meet up in the, General's office to announce the winner.
Penny: Very well.
Yang: Oh, and, Penny?
Penny: Yes?
Yang: About this, Ruby Chibi-ish plushie you have here...
Penny: W-What plushie...? Hiccup!
Yang: Relax, I'm totally fine with you two being a thing. That's not what I wanted to ask you about at all.
Penny: Oh? Then what is it?
Yang: Where can I get one~?
~~~
Ironwood: So you found everyone, Penny?
Penny: I have found everyone, but one.
Ironwood: Then we have a winner then?
Penny: Yes, Sir. Nora Valkyrie is the winner.
Ironwood: Then we shall announce that the game is over so she can come out of wherever it is she is hiding.
Penny: Very well, Sir!
~~~
Yang: So, wait, he was found dead in a panic room?
Weiss: Yes, apparently that is where, Winter, and Penny found him.
Blake: I would say I'm sorry, Weiss.
Ruby: But...?
Blake: What? I said, I would say I'm sorry, but come on, it's Jacques Schnee!
Ruby: But, he's, Weiss's dad!
Weiss: Nonono... It's alright, in fact I believe that the moment it is made public there will be people celebrating in the streets.
Yang: Whoo! Block party!
Clover: So where did they find you two?
Marrow: I was hiding in a locker, but it turned out to be a rocket locker, and I got sent out into the wastelands by accident. So I spent my time out there waiting to be picked up.
Vine: I was hiding in the, Bullhead that was sent to pick him up.
Harriet: HA!
Clover: Tough break.
Qrow: The found me after they knocked over a wine barrel, and it smashed on the floor.
Yang: I thought you gave up drinking, Uncle Qrow? What were you doing in a wine barrel?!
Qrow: It was empty! And, I don't know, I just sorta... fell into it.
Oscar: Just your semblance playing up on you?
Qrow: Oh shut up.
Oscar: Sorry.
Ironwood: Ahh, I see everyone's here. Good, since you're all close friends with, Ms. Valkyrie, perhaps one of you could tell us where she could be?
Weiss: You still haven't found her?
Blake: Have you tried notifying her on her scroll?
Penny: We have, but we have received no response.
Ruby: Hmmm... Hey, are those coffee cups?
Blake: They have, Nora's name on them.
Ren: Oh... oh that's not good.
Ironwood: Why, what's wrong?
Ren: Nora is hyperactive as it is, when she has coffee she gets super charged. Which results in... incidents happening.
Ironwood: Incidents? What kind of incidents?
Yang: Yes.
Ironwood: Okay...?
Clover: Then how do we find her to let her know she won?
Nora: I WON?!
RW: AHHHH!
Elm: Oh gods!?
Yang: The hell?!
Blake: NYAAHHHH!!!
MV: AHHH!!
Ironwood: Wait... did she...?
Penny: Hi, Friend Nora!
Nora: Hi~!
Nora: So, did I win?!
Ironwood: Yes, Miss Valkyrie, you did win.
Nora: FUCK YEAH!
Ironwood: I must ask though, where were you?
Nora: I drank two espressos here, and phased between realities, until I was in the null zone, where I excited in a state of non-existence. There I stayed until I was summoned from the void, and brought back to the material realm.
RWBYRO: ...
Qrow: Uhhh...?
CHEVM: ...?
Penny: Really?
Ironwood: Huw... there's video of her standing here in this room, then she just disappears... What?
Ren: Best not to dwell on it, Sir. It's just better that way.
Ironwood: Very well? Haaa... Very well, we shall announce the winner.
Nora: Whoo!
RWBYRO: YAY!
Winter: Ahh... I see you found, Miss Valkyrie. Where was she?
Ironwood: She was here.
Winter: Here...? In this room?
Winter: ...
Winter: Where?
Clover: We'll explain later. I hope...
Winter: I see...? Well then, congratulations then, Miss Valkyrie. You won, Atlas's, and Mantles first game of Hide, and Go Seek.
Nora: Yes! I win, I win~! DadadaaaDA!
Winter: Once, again I offer you my congratulations. I think you, and your friends should get together to... Hold on... Two, four, six, seven... We're is, Jaune?
Nora: J-Jaune...?
Weiss: Jaune's not here...?
Ruby: What? D-Didn't we see him... somewhere?
Yang: He was in this?
Blake: D-Didn't he tell you where he was hiding?
Ren: I thought he told you...
Nora: OH NO! We did it again! We all forgot about, Jaune!
Marrow: Wait, didn't you say you have a registry of everyone in, Mantle, and Atlas. You used it for the game.
Clover: Didn't you find everyone?
Harriet: You said you searched all of Mantle, and Atlas, right?
Penny: Checking...
Penny: ...
Penny: File corruption detected... Correcting...
Penny: ...
Penny: Corruption fixed. One file of, Luna Jaune Arc has been found. 99.9% of all inhabitants of Atlas, and Mantle have been found.
Blake: Wait, his first name is, Luna?
Ruby: Did you guys know?
Nora: No?!
Winter: Oh gods... Penny, do you know where, Jaune is?
Penny: Yes! I can track where his location is with his scroll!
Winter: Good, where is he?
Penny: He is...? Odd... He is located around the park in downtown, Mantle?
Ironwood: How is that odd?
Penny: I check the park myself... Myself, and thirty Knights were in the area... a-a-and we d-d-didn't f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-find HIM?!
With that, Penny short circuited, and fell to her knees. Everyone began to freakout, Penny's mind rebooted, and she quickly shot up, and saluted everyone!
Ruby: P-Penny, are you okay?
Penny: I am combat ready! Why, did something happen?
Clover: You found out where, Jaune is, and you...
Penny: Really? He is the winner of the game; Where is he?
Clover: The park in downtown, Mantle.
Penny: Really? I checked there, and I didn't see him there at all! I wonder where he was hiding?
Clover: Uhhh...?
Ironwood: I think we need to have, Dr. Polendina run a diagnostics on, Penny after this.
Winter: I agree, but first we must find, Jaune.
~~~
Team RWBY, Nora, Oscar, Penny, and Winter head towards the downtown, Mantle park. They noticed the various people who lost the game going about their day. They had happy faces, and they they could over hear them chatting about how much fun they had playing a massive game of hide, and go seek.
But, as they moved past the various happy faces, they eventually found one that stood out all on his own. A dour, and quiet expression was present across his face as he sat alone, playing a game of chess all against himself.
Nora: Jaune!
Ruby: Jaune, you're here!
Weiss: What are you doing here?
Jaune: Yeah... I've been here all day. Didn't you...? No you didn't see my note since you're asking me, 'What am I doing here?'
Yang: So, you've been here all day?
Jaune: More, or less. I did leave for a bit to grab a drink, and a hotdog from a hotdog stand. Good hotdog...
Jaune gestured to a pile of trash next to him.
Blake: Oh, you spilt some ketchup on your hand.
Jaune: Oh, I did...
Jaune licked his thumb before rubbing the smear off his hand.
Jaune: So, what's up?
Penny: Congrats, Jaune! You won!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Won what?
Yang: The massive game of hide, and go seek... you won.
Jaune: Wait, we were doing that? I thought that was just a thing, Yang talked about.
Ruby: Yeah, d-didn't you know?
Jaune: Nope.
Ruby: Well we did...
Penny: And, you won!
Jaune: Yay.
Yang: Jaune, you won the one billion Lien prize!
Jaune: Again... yay.
Ruby: You don't care?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Meh... maybe.
Nora: But, Jaune! Think of all the pancakes you can buy!
Jaune: Guys... I don't care. I'm just here playing chess.
Winter: By yourself?
Jaune: Well, people could have joined me, but they were all busy playing hide, and go seek, so...
Weiss: Okay...?
Ruby: So, uhhh... Should we go, and announce that, Jaune won?
Penny: General Ironwood plans to announce the winner tomorrow. So, we are fine.
Yang: In that case, where did you get that hotdog? Cause damn, am I hungry!
Jaune: It's somewhere on the other side of the park. It's easy enough to find.
Ruby: Awesome! Let's go guys!
Yang: Whoo! Hot dogs!
Oscar: I haven't had one in ages!
Nora: I'm gonna eat out their stall!
Weiss: I've never had a hotdog before.
Blake: I don't think I have one...
Ruby: What?! We must rectify that at once!
Swiftly the members of, Team RWBY, Nora, Ren, Oscar, and Penny swiftly left to enjoy hot dogs, leaving, Jaune all on his own once again. Or, so he thought.
Cause standing there, looking down on, Jaune from his seat was one, Winter Schnee.
Winter: Were you really all 'alone' today, were you?
Jaune said nothing, but his gaze darting to the side said everything.
Winter: May I... join you for a round, or two?
Jaune stares at, Winter for a moment, before resetting the chessboard, and turns it so that white is facing her.
Jaune: The first move is yours.
Winter smiled as she sat down, and made her first move.
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
My favorite sci-fi thing I've ever thought of is something I'd like to call Humans Are Space Ants. Basically, humans enter the larger universe and find that all other intelligent life are practically gods. The thing is, though, humanity's exploitation of physics has gotten so out of hand that they are on equal footing.
Important to remember, the aliens are far, far beyond us. Their understanding of the universe is much deeper, their power is far greater, but we just fuck around with existence harder than any other being has the lack of sense to. And it has had extremely potent results.
Although humanity's standing up to a civilization of a billion literal Cthulus, they're winning. They will eventually codify eldritch knowledge in a way they can understand.
Imagine if ants developed music partly on accident by just doing math about it. You would be so confused as to how they even did that. But they did. And then the next time you go out into your yard you hear the objective single best piece of music you have ever heard, and it's about the ants asking you to stop poisoning their nests before they teleport into your brain and kill you. And they figured out how to teleport using the music. Somehow. Even ignoring the fact they can teleport with music, how could they have composed the greatest song to ever be? they don't even fullly get it!
Basically, eldritch gods watching humanity's bullshit with confounded outrage. I should probably write about this at some point, it seems pretty damn funny/cool
The one Cthulhu who was assigned to manage our Galaxy is the only one spared because he saw the small monkeys develop nuclear fission and decided to stop fucking with them
"well, that's another rock they're gonna hit together, strap to sticks, and kill each other with."
(The rocks are, in fact, hit together, strapped to (rocket-propulsed giant metal) sticks, and used to kill people.)
"Time to mark it on the counter...
Hey, I should probably tell the others about this, this is intergalactic news here. When was the last time I called back, anyways?"
"SIX THOUSAND EARTH YEARS?!? ITS BEEN THAT SHORT??? AND THEYRE-???? I HAVE TO HIDE FROM THEM NOW AND IT'S BEEN THAT SHORT?!? THEY THOUGHT ANIMALS JUST APPEARED OUT OF THIN AIR LIKE 3 CENTURIES AGO! HELL NO! IM OUT!"
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
My favorite sci-fi thing I've ever thought of is something I'd like to call Humans Are Space Ants. Basically, humans enter the larger universe and find that all other intelligent life are practically gods. The thing is, though, humanity's exploitation of physics has gotten so out of hand that they are on equal footing.
Important to remember, the aliens are far, far beyond us. Their understanding of the universe is much deeper, their power is far greater, but we just fuck around with existence harder than any other being has the lack of sense to. And it has had extremely potent results.
Although humanity's standing up to a civilization of a billion literal Cthulus, they're winning. They will eventually codify eldritch knowledge in a way they can understand.
Imagine if ants developed music partly on accident by just doing math about it. You would be so confused as to how they even did that. But they did. And then the next time you go out into your yard you hear the objective single best piece of music you have ever heard, and it's about the ants asking you to stop poisoning their nests before they teleport into your brain and kill you. And they figured out how to teleport using the music. Somehow. Even ignoring the fact they can teleport with music, how could they have composed the greatest song to ever be? they don't even fullly get it!
Basically, eldritch gods watching humanity's bullshit with confounded outrage. I should probably write about this at some point, it seems pretty damn funny/cool
The one Cthulhu who was assigned to manage our Galaxy is the only one spared because he saw the small monkeys develop nuclear fission and decided to stop fucking with them
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
An Easy Prize to Win
Yang: Hey, Jaune, I’ve been asking everyone this question, guess whose turn it is~?
Jaune: Mine?
Yang: Yes it is!
Jaune: Haa… okay, what is this question of yours?
Yang: Everyone in, Atlas goes into hiding for the largest game of hide, and go seek! Where the winner wins one billion Lien! So, where do you hide?
Jaune: You’ve asked everyone this question?
Yang: Yeah, I’ve received some crazy answers.
Jaune: Such as?
Weiss: I said I would float in the sky on one of my glyphs.
Jaune: Clever.
Penny: I was going to do the same with my jet boots. Should I devise a different hiding spot?
Jaune: You both probably should.
Penny: Oh dear.
Blake: I would hide in a box, with my books.
Jaune: That seems stereotypical for a cat faunas.
Blake: Hey?!
Ren: I was simply going to meditate in a tree, and wait for it to all blow over.
Jaune: Simple, sounds just like you.
Ruby: I was going to bury myself under a pile of cookies so no one would find me!
Jaune: I take it, Nora’s idea was on a similar vein, but with pancakes?
Nora: What?! How did you know, my plan was foolproof!
Jaune: Not, really. It sounds like something you both would do. But, that aside it wouldn’t work.
NR: How so?
Jaune: You’d both eat your cover.
NR: …
Ruby: Yeah… I would eat my cover…
Nora: Me too… And, I would not regret it!
Jaune: And what about you, Yang?
Yang: I would hide down in one of the ‘secret vaults.’ But, I think, Ironwood would also be there, and would catch me hiding…
Oscar: Crap, that was my plan too.
Jaune: Well, it’s a clever idea nonetheless.
Yang: Enough about us, where would you hide?
Jaune: At my birthday party.
Yang: Pfft! What?! Seriously, what makes you think no one would find you at a birthday party, let alone your own birthday party?
Jaune: Because it was my birthday yesterday, and no one showed up.
Winter: What?! But, I sent out all those invitations to make sure people would come! Did none of you show up?!
Ruby: There was a party?
Nora: It was, Jaune’s birthday?!
Ren: Oh no…
Yang: W-What?! How come you didn’t tell us?!
Jaune: You missed the last two, when I told you. What difference does one more matter?
Yang: We didn't miss your birthday! R-Right guys?
Blake: Uhh…?
Oscar: We did my birthday…
Weiss: Why didn’t we get any invitations?!
Winter: I don’t know?! Penny: Did you get an invitation?
Penny: I did not.
Winter: What?! But, I sent you all an invitation two weeks ago for his surprise birthday party?! How come no one, but, Jaune got an invitation?!
Weiss: How come you didn't show up? You planned this whole thing!
Winter: Father was trying to us my position to his advantage in political dealings again, I had to put a stop to it before anything happened.
Ruby: So... Jaune had a surprise birthday party... where he was the only one that was invited...
Nora: Oh gods...
Jaune: There's still cake if you want some, I didn't have any.
Winter: What? Why didn't you have any?
Jaune: I wasn't in the mood for cake after having that 'surprise birthday party,' Besides, it was coconut. I hate coconuts.
Winter: Ohhh... fuck...
Jaune: I told you it was pointless to tell anyone...
Pyrrha: I'm sorry!
Jaune: Haa... don't be... Besides, no one likes to go to a birthday party they're not friends with...
RWBYONRPW: ...
Winter: I don't suppose you guys can think of anything that might fix this?
Yang: If we did, we would have already done it.
Winter: Well... shit...
///
Consider this part of the, Friends AU
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
so, I made a loud house x demon slayer AU redraw fanart ( I reaally love both franchises , and the original image is a official poster from the anime :3 ) Basically , a what if the characters from the loud house were in the world of demon slayer, from left to right :
lynn as inosuke
bobby as zenitsu
lori as nezuko
lincoln as tanjiro
(I try to choose the characters that best fit the personalities and development ,hope you like it ;V; )
This implies that all of Lincoln's other sisters and parents were killed while Lori was fatally wounded trying to protect them. Big Oof
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
Ruby: I roll to seduce! ...NAT 20~! How much gold do I win?!
Yang: ...It's a fucking door.
DM Jaune: "You jokingly begin to flirt with the door when all of the sudden the door swings open to reveal a blushing guard. He's so love struck that he disobeys all his orders just to see you and gives you his gold pouch containing his life savings as a dowry."
Ruby: "..."
Yang: "I call BS."
Jaune when he uses the sword of destruction to fight off Salem's lackeys in Vacuo in Volume 10
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
“They don’t build them like they used to!” If old things were indestructible then antique furniture restoration wouldn’t be a thing.
Also survivor bias
Bullshit.
1) it's verifiable how older appliances lasted much longer then current manufacturered ones.
2) vehicles are 20 years ago lasted longer than vehicles made in the last 5.
3) there is a restoration of something well used, and the replacement of something that is nought but dust and splinters.
More than one thing can be true
One of the significant recurring problems of “they don’t build em like they used to” is that wood of the same quality available even half a century ago is now incredibly rare. Farmed trees for lumber are grown very fast, with wider spacing between the rings, and that results in weaker, less-dense wood.
The dread that this specific fact causes me is difficult to articulate
Hard times create strong wood
Strong wood is used and creates good times
good times create weak wood
Weak wood is used and creates hard times
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
The more you learn about Sun wukong the more you realize how much you don know. Like what do you mean he backflipped around the world? Twice?
What about when he became immortal for the umpteenth time?
How do you get multiple levels of immortality!? WHAT THE HELL DOES EVEN MEAN?!
He erased his name from the book of the dead.
He ate six orchards worth of peaches that makes you immortal.
I feel like there's a third thing, too. Like, drinking holy water?
WHAT THE FUCK?
#Sun Wukong is the original OP self insert OC#Like imagine the original story comes from a group of kids playing demi gods and demons#And the local noble kid comes in and just starts bulling them#by creating the most obnoxious OP demigod ever#And the regular kids can do nothing but play along because his dad owns the farm#And the kid then goes back home#and the mom who is the original HOA mom#forces the rest of the village to celibate this new demigod her smart talented angel discovered
outcasts-redeemer reblogged
Anonymous asked:
Blood of sap and skin of bark; boughs and branches sturdy through the dark. Golden leaves and scarlet bloom; those in its shade are safe from gloom. Fruit to fill, roots to rest; spindle beast reduced to a pest. New arrivals, the gem friend talks; The Knightwood Knows, the Knightwood Walks.
Damn we got writing poetry now?
This is really cool though, not gonna lie
Tree Jaune when he tries to save Ruby be like: