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Kes (she/her) - 20something - Marvel Fan - obsessed with Chris Evans - animal lover MASTERLIST A03
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luvinchris
New - Chris Evans - ASP interview - Monday 20/09/2021
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ysmmsy

H'okay. A couple things (some goofy, some serious).

1. Did Chris get paler or does he just need a better camera?

2. It seems like the gears are turning overtime and there’s a lot that he isn’t saying.

3. Dr. Frieden smiling through the whole thing struck a nerve. I don’t wike it.

Chris doesn’t tan so it could be the camera and lighting

He’s always trying to keep a straight face cause sometimes he don’t be agreeing with stuff 😂😂

I wasn’t even paying attention to that man

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donutloverxo

Yummy🤭🤭

My friend said he looks like 1920 Birmingham gangster with this hair cut and I need someone to write a fic about it

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paperstorm

Seriously Evans? Are all his shirts too small? I mean do you think he has comfy, baggy stay-at-home, social distance with just Dodger shirts? I mean he must right? Taking off that Henley at night must elicit the same sound I make when I take off my bra!

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This is what I’m saying. This is what we’re all saying. Does he KNOW they make bigger shirts?? I’m not even asking him to wear bigger shirts, I just wanna know if HE knows they exist. Because it’s possible he doesn’t know. It’s also possible he’s just a thot who lives for attention and likes to go around in those boobie shirts that squeeze the absolute life out of his poor, abused armpits.

Look at this man. What a ho. My fave is problematic: tortures seams within an inch of their life. Every one of his sleeves has PTSD. His shirts quiver in fear when he opens his closet, praying he won’t pick them. Praying to live just one more day.

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musette22
Chris Evans is a thot, pass it on 💖💖💖
Chris Evans is a thot, pass it on 💞💞💞

His shirts quiver in fear, but I quiver for other reasons. 

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overevans

THOT THOT THOT

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Your "I love him your honor" tag kills me every time. Like I wish I could come up with a clever tag like that.

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Listen if they ever put me on the stand, that's all I got as a defense. “I love him your honor” that's good enough right? Everyone should understand I shouldn't be charged, it wasn’t my fault! 

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No not at all. He mad you do it. It's honestly his fault for being so goddamn pretty

He is a life ruining meatball whom I will go on the run for. I will be sure to contact you once we've settled under new names.

Please do! I want to be in that holiday card list. All I want for Christmas is to climb him like a tree 🎄

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