I walked into that server, you know the one—you know the one, I walked into that server, and I said, oh, this place is a mess, no profits, money down the drain, and I said, I could do better. I could do better! I’d run the server like a business, I said, not like socialist Sleepy Dream. He’s losing money left and right, I said, giving money away, just giving it away. He’s giving money to people who don’t deserve it, to the lazy admins, to the socialists, to the gays. Gay people are my friends, many gay people who love me, many good gay people want to see this server thrive. But Sleepy Dream, he’s giving money to the bad ones. Very bad, not good at all. So I said I would come and make changes, many changes, good changes, to drain the swamp biome for good. We’ll get them out, and make a new server, a big server, a beautiful server. Very big, very beautiful. We’ll run them out and run that server like a business, make money, lots of money, more money than the Crooked Dream Team could imagine. And we will MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
