i think Wade would be a doberman. a bald doberman
#extremely capable of Fucking You Up#they excel at protection and bitesports#tho they’re SO clownish/goofy/squishy with the people close to them#they’re just a little baby dog but also they are biting you biting you biting you#they were originally bred to be a danger to literally anyone outside of Their People#they’re not really that extreme these days but. KEEPING THAT IN MIND i think its very appropriate for#our boy#he loves so big and he bites so hard#he loves u he’d kill for u#AGGGHHHHHH#wade wilson u are so dobe coded to me