@oseberg-shipper / oseberg-shipper.tumblr.com
Medical science, explaining the placebo effect: "So that's why when patients get warm, thoughtful care and focused attention from a nice expert, it makes them feel better and can even improve their health"
Medical practitioners, explaining the placebo effect: "So that's why you're a lying bitch who needs to get out of my office."
Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you
Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
Fffffffff let me get right on that.
and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch
I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine
I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.
Take meds. Drink water. Stretch, your body and your eyes. Check the washer/dryer. The usual.
Man, imagine being Liara T'soni. You're only 106, only barely an adult in Asari years, and you're doing some routine archeological dig on some nowhere planet. And you suddenly touch the wrong thing and a forcefield traps you in place. And then a human shows up. A beautiful alien space commander from beyond the stars comes to rescue you, with her guns and her muscles. A knight in shining power armor. Yeah I'd fall in love too. I'd follow her anywhere. And when she died, I'd turn to crime to save her. I'd sacrifice anything to bring her back. To see her again. I get it
for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.
at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence
I think this view of tumblr is a little rosy. It can be like Watership Down, because some of you are committing rabbit war crimes.
When I was young I had this book called people who work at night and as a little kid it was really comforting to know that there were people awake while I was asleep (especially bakers for some reason).
For me the bakers are especially comforting bc they represent care, nurturing, fullness, deliciousness, fatness, and other warm fuzzy very human things whereas many other “night workers” are there for scarier things.
Like I’m glad ER doctors and firefighters can help me if I need them in a crisis but bakers are there to work on something that is a necessity yes but inherently brings me joy. So yes, thank you night workers. But also, fuck cops.
We’ve had a cat fiasco
We’ve been trying to get this one feral cat spayed for months now because she keeps having kittens in our yard but she keeps evading us partially because her kittens eat first so they would get caught first so she’s not the one who springs our traps.
My brother’s most recent idea was to catch her two kittens, keep them in the garage for a few days while we catch her and get her spayed, and then get the kittens vaccinated. And the kittens know us so in theory we could catch them again to get them fixed later.
So we catch one cat but can’t catch the other. And then the cat we caught found a passage in the garage that leads underneath the house that we didn’t even know existed. We didn’t know there was a way to get under the house from the garage.
So then we have a cat trapped under our house. We can hear its mournful screams from inside the house. The cat is under the floorboards.
So my dad’s next idea was to open all the passages to under the house so the kitten could escape.
Well the kitten escaped. But now the other yard cats have decided to move in under the house. There’s cats under the floorboards again. We done fucked up.
We’ve already taken two cats into our house. That’s all we can afford to do. Nobody we know wants any cats. Every single shelter in our area that we’ve contacted is at maximum capacity. Our best bet for controlling this situation is to trap, neuter, and release these cats.
But instead of any of that working the cats have somehow managed to haunt us from underneath our floorboards.
Oh no
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
Source: Dorothy Parker FB
This one is always worth reposting. Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929.
Honey they’re inventing unions at DoorDash
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.
"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "
