@oscar-isaac / oscar-isaac.tumblr.com
JACK BLACK doing the wap challenge on tiktok (11/16/20)
@jeffgoldblum: That was fast! We've already hit 1,000 voting actions. As a reward, please enjoy this reenactment of the "Chaos Theory" scene with my original costars @samneilltheprop and @lauradern! AND! If we get 1,000 more voting actions through @headcountorg (link in bio), I will post another classic Jurassic Park reenactment... #GoodToVote 🙏🏻🦖🇺🇲😎
MARKIPLIER VS. THE CHAIR Getting Over It (2017) || Pogostuck (2020)
@TwoPaddocks: Ladies and Gentlemen! On keyboards Mr Nimbleknuckles himself- Mr #JeffGoldblum! And on BVs - A.N.Other. Expect Tour in 2031. #JurassicWorld day off. #LoungeGoldblum. Missing- @colintrevorrow @prattprattpratt @LauraDern @BryceDHoward
@TwoPaddocks: Another #JamWithJeff. Hers the thing- #JeffGoldblum flatly refuses to rehearse. So every time is the first time.
@TwoPaddocks: I Remember You #JeffGoldblum
surprise, surprise! 🙃 it appears that mike is taking the coward’s way out by changing his url to keybladesoras (might go by captdameron eventually as well) and deleting most of the posts on his blog. not only has he continued to not take accountability for anything that he’s said or done, but he’s now trying to weasel his way back into the community with these changes like nothing has happened and continue to spread his disgusting and vile behavior onto others. the man has learned nothing from this situation, he hasn’t tried to do better, for fucks sake, he won’t even acknowledge the shit he’s done and continues to do despite there being damning evidence showing it. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: mike doesn’t deserve a platform on here and him doing this continues to prove just that
The Office | 2x22 - “Sexual Harassment”
hey mike (captainpoe), not only is it incredibly disturbing and creepy that you keep randomly sliding into girls' dms on here unwarranted, but it's ALSO disturbing and creepy that you're telling them their gif sets are gonna get removed cause of random violations you keep making up to scare them into deleting their posts. y'all, this man is a fucking menace and needs to leave, end of story
CHRIS HEMSWORTH On a Quest for Balance (2020)
just a heads up, mike (captainpoe) is using a different account to harass people in dms now 🤡
two more followers until we reach our next big milestone on @dailyshowbiz! go follow and support the blog if it meets your interests! 😄
when is captainpoe going to stop talking shit to and about my friends? so much for that hiatus, huh? 🤡
Everything the light touches is our kingdom. A king’s time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
The Lion King (1994) dir. Rob Minkoff & Roger Allers
THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE (2004) | dir. Stephen Hillenburg & Mark Osborne
JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL (2019) dir. Jake Kasdan
