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hey, i'm orteil! i made Cookie Clicker. it was an accident
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i need to update cookie clicker again soon. people's reactions are always so nice. children cheering. men on the street tossing their hats in the air, women crying tears of joy; old people hugging in nursing homes. bridges and schools named after me. i live for this shit

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my favorite thing about living in a new place alone is hearing all the sounds at night from the upstairs neighbors i don't have

they're gonna find my bones sucked clean buried vertically at the forest's edge

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my favorite thing about living in a new place alone is hearing all the sounds at night from the upstairs neighbors i don't have

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i like how american stores sell pickles suspended in their special nutrient fluid like mech pilots

"but what about cornichons don't those come in a jar of brine too--" no i specifically mean like this

get in the fucking robot big papa

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i like how american stores sell pickles suspended in their special nutrient fluid like mech pilots

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Anonymous asked:

since you've previously revealed yourself to be a "Guy who makes games in the genres he wants to play" sort of person, have you tried (the) Gnorp Apologue [sic]? those freaky little industrious beasts seem up your alley

it's really good and really nice and i 100%'d it. takes me back to mid-90s macintosh shareware... it would've flourished back then too

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Anonymous asked:

Do you ever wish you were known as something else than "the cookie clicker dev"?

it has been my dream to one day be "the cookie clicker dev" ever since i was a little boy

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so the dutch are very, very enthusiastic about fireworks. as a result new year's is usually not a great time for pets or people sensitive to noise. we've recently moved to a less populated area and expected our dog to have a nicer time with the fireworks being more distant. anyway today i've learned that in this part of the countryside people like to spend the day firing homemade carbide cannons built out of old milk jugs

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happy new year from the folks at DashNet HQ! treating ourselves to some seasonal entertainment

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(sudden realization) oh god i bet Second Life is saturated with shitty AI mesh uploads these days

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Anonymous asked:

hey. can u put a lil cow icon next to the regular base milk please. all the other milks get lil icons and i really would like to see a lil cow.

what if instead i add a new tier of milk with a little cow icon called "Milk (dairy)" and never reveal what the starting milk is supposed to be

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do people still travel... has the economy gotten too bad for that... my online friends used to come visit me... they used to come visit and make fun of my small european fridge

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Anonymous asked:

hey the little you on mobile gave me a christmas cookie i didnt know that was one of his abilities

aren't i full of surprises

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Anonymous asked:

i need u to be aware that my ex-bf was so ridiculously addicted to cookie clicker that its one of the reasons i dumped his ass

this is good i love hearing i'm causing things like that

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Anonymous asked:

why is it that every game dev i've heard the ramblings of (you, Toby Fox, Mortis Ghost, etc.) are utterly insane. complete fools. is it a disease or is there a rare strain of court jester that leads people down this path. or is it a result of the brain damage that comes with figuring out how to create games?

hee hee hoo hoo

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Anonymous asked:

is there such a thing as a french gaming culture? how would you stereotypicalize the average french gamer

so it's december 25th and i have a thematically appropriate answer: what little interaction i've had with french gaming culture was 10-15 years back and most of what i remember is people really really liking this forum emoticon called :noel:

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the birth of internet playlists has changed the face of Christmas music in non-english countries. they're putting on songs nobody here has ever heard from. what the hell is a red-nosed rudolph. what the hell is a frosty the snowman. culture is only selectively porous. imagine being a french kid in 2000 when the Grinch movie comes out and nobody has any idea who dr seuss is. sure get that random green cunt out here they're prepping us for Shrek next year

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