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In The Beginning
Book Aziraphale: (concerned) It must be bad, otherwise you wouldn't be involved.
Book Crowley: You've got to admit it's a bit of a pantomime though.
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TV Aziraphale: Terribly sorry, I didn't catch your name?
TV Crowley: Crawly. Mind if I scoot under your wing?
TV Aziraphale: Not at all, my dear.
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Radio Aziraphale: You fucked up, Crawly, you snakey whore.
Radio Crowley: Look who's talking, Aziraphale, you dumb bitch.
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Plot twist:

The Book of Life threat is a total bluff. The Book of Life has been missing from Heaven since, well, ages ago. And what better place to disguise something so important than hiding it in plain sight, in an off-site angelic embassy filled to the brim with similar ancient-looking volumes? What could possibly go wrong?

Aziraphale, one night after sending mafia members packing: I should hollow out a book and hide a gun in it

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