Trunks: Hey dad, quick question
Vegeta: What
Trunks: Can a human breathe if he's inside a running washing machine?
Vegeta:
Vegeta: Where's Kakarot’s brat
God I love Trunks and Goten, and Vegeta parenting both of them 🥰
I have a hc where Vegeta took over parenting Goten while Goku was dead
Oh totally!! These two were spending every minute of the day together, so obviously Vegeta had to adopt Goten. And say it was saiyan law after a warrior's death bla bla bla when people started to call him soft because of it 😂
“I only do this to honor Saiyan tradition- this has nothing to do with any pithy “affection” I may feel for Kakarot or his brats”
Piccolo, former villain, fulltime dad figure: “lol okay Vegeta”
Goku just turns every ennemi into a dad 😂