Polygamy is the New Black

WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW GOBLINS TO TAKE SHELTER IN YOUR HOME???

these are hideous

A cat that matches my ugly, finally

things that don’t work

Ice-T Law & Order SVU Part II

The card that accompanied my birthday present <3

must be a husband and some sons

I mean, think what you want, but I’m definitely sucking all four dicks.

Best blunt explanation EVER. I’d like the post again just for that comment, but tumblr won’t let me like it twice, so reblogging’ll have to do. 

okay this is actually really cute tho

reblog for noises

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

For a lack of anything better to post today, here are some photos of my cat, on the table, where she knows she’s not allowed to be… like she cares. 

using the “:3c” emote automatically makes u a furry

MCU + asian women (alive & dead) [requested by anon]

reblog for noises

@mostlycatsmostly

8th graders with 6th graders

this is a close race somehow

Magical Duo

When your pet has a pet.

A Chinese artist created a ladder to heaven of 1,600 feet in height using fireworks in tribute to his grandmother. Cai, an artist who often works with gunpowder, is said to have come up with the idea for this spectacle some twenty years ago. Cai had already attempted to complete this task on several occasions but never fully succeeded until recently.

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Rad AF

Here ya go. A literal stairway to heaven.