the author's barely disguised spy from team fortress 2

idgaf

“so where do you see yourself in 10 years?”

a skeleton key can be used to open skeleton doors

what's inside?

Skeleton houses

this picture is literally fucking beautriful to me. puppies prancing and bounding

love those old soviet posters that are just advertising like, an activity. not some “go to mike’s hardware for the BEST deals around!” just “hey, you can learn stuff at libraries” or “consider going for a hike in the countryside” big kin

I’d love some examples!!

Caring for birds will increase your fruit harvest!

What are you interested in? The library has many books to match your interests.

Tourism is the best relaxation!

Vitamin C. Vitamins help you to become healthy and strong

Fresh air strengthens health and improves quality of education! (Soviet classroom design, from my personal experience, includes big windows that let in a lot of air and sunshine)

*sees an advertisement that isn’t about how you should spend money on a corporation’s product* this must be an evil commie plot to keep the glory of the west from seeping into their citizens’ poor little hearts

They had cars made in the USSR actually. My dad had one.

This says “Saved up and bought a car!”. Not a car ad per se, actually supports saving money.

And yeah it’s good for public health to discourage use of cigarettes and alcohol. There are a lot of posters for that, this one is my fav:

It says “No!”

There are also ice cream advertisements (not for specific brands, just the concept of ice cream lol). It is so charming and I wish I could have lived in a world not constantly being advertised to at some point.

I hope you use this as an opportunity to reflect on why you think that generic brandless ice-cream means “dystopian hellscape” to you, and where you might have picked up that mental connection (not to mention the anti-alcoholism poster; these posters are suggestions, not laws forbidding alcohol, you get that right?).

Advertisements discouraging teen drinking are dystopian, because destroying your liver is a god given right, and anyone so much as lightly suggesting you don’t do that is an authoritarian commie.

Me, my girlfriend and our pet missing texture

Hahaha

what do those orca whales have against sonic anyway

???

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.