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Random headcanons cuz despite having work my brain won’t let me sleep

13 has insomnia and takes hours to fall asleep

Yaz likes laying on 13

The tardis has a “night mode” that she activates whenever anyone is trying to sleep

The doctor gives yaz breakfast in bed a lot

13 gets super understimulated while trying to sleep sometimes which makes it way harder to sleep

Yaz will often just ramble about her day and any thoughts to get 13 to sleep easier

13 needs background noise to be able to sleep

Yaz sleeps easier if the doctor is near her

13 is little spoon

Whenever yaz wakes up first she just lays there and like strokes 13’s hair and stuff, very wholesome activity

Rating: mature

Archive warning: no archive warnings apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: Dr who

Relationships: mainly thirteenth doctor/yaz

Characters: thirteenth Doctor, yaz, Ryan, Graham

Additional tags: they’re both oblivious, 13 has sharp teeth, 13 bites, especially yaz, yaz is into it!, idiots in love, friends to lovers, no sex, it’s just suggestive, also yaz goes to a sex shop but not for the reasons you may think, a reference to collars bc I thought it was funny, the boys don’t find out about the teeth for like a year, not canon compliant, light angst, mostly humor tho

Summary: The doctor discovers her teeth are sharp hust after her new companions become her companions. She discovers she has an annoying urge to bite things by accidentally biting yaz.

OR: the doctor has an oral fixation and bites yaz a lot (and they get together bc of it)

Doing more crafts while rewatching 13’s era and realized smth

Graham says in s11 ep2 that he copes by asking what grace would do

Yaz has wwtdd written on her hand during the flux.. idk if these two things are connected but my brain immediately pointed them out when I heard Graham say that so

Btw I am actually working on the 13 bites fic! I am like 1500ish words in. Idk when it’ll be done but if you especially like the concept of her having sharp teeth and biting.. it is in fact being done!

I still very appreciate all of 13’s era but the vast majority oft thoughts on the topic now consist of “hehe the gays!” Or repeated rants of topics I’ve already ranted about a lot

It’s so funny trying to rad thasmin smut bc like no matter how good it is I will think “haha she’s just like me fr” about the doctor every time so I enjoy smut for much different reasons than most people lmao

I don’t need the big finish audios to be super gay, I just BEG to have a single reference to yaz and 13 having physical contact without being in extreme danger. Let them hug. Hell I’d be happy with the docyor just putting her hand on yaz’s shoulder! Let them have physical affection!!

I think a story where spymaster and yaz have to (not so begrudgingly and very begrudgingly) team up to save 13 from a mess she created bc he is a pathetic little guy who’s only goal is to piss off the doctor and he can’t do that if she’s in active danger he did not create, and she is yaz (and really what more do I have to say) would be very entertaining.

Imagine the patheticness. Imagine the bickering.

I truly can’t express how funny it is to me that 13 just- shows zero interest in anyone other than yaz. She glares at graham’s hand in s11 ep3, she turns Byron away at literally every chance, she doesn’t even seem interested in redeeming the master this time, it’s genuinely hilarious to me

Hi, do you wanna know what shows up when I search for the definition of queerbaiting? Of course you do!!

That. That is what queerbaiting is. It is a marketing technique “oh, these two characters act really romantic and have more tension than the canon ships but it’s up to the fans! Their sexuality is ambiguous!”

Jemily is queerbaiting esp with s16 having them basically not interact at all because it feels a lot like the creators just didn’t wanna deal with the mess they made

That one supernatural ship is queerbaiting, swanqueen is queerbaiting, that one Merlin ship is queer baiting, the referenced Holmes and Watson is queerbaiting.

THASMIN ISNT!!! Yaz is confirmed to like women, she’s confirmed to like the doctor! The doctor is confirmed to like yaz (seriously. What else could “if it were anyone, it’d be you” about DATING mean?!), they are confirmed to like each other and they talk about it!! They’re mutually aware of their attraction and mutually aware that it can’t happen! Thats not fucking queerbaiting!

It’s not implying or suggesting or insinuating or subtext. It’s not even that SUBTLE! No, they don’t don’t look you in the eye, hold your hand and say “yes, I am attracted to women and in love with her” but they don’t need to!! “Have you told her?” “She likes you, y’know” “if it were anyone, it’d be you.” “Not a bad date, am I?” “No.” How else are you supposed to take those scenes?!

I can’t decide if people who say thasmin is queerbaiting are just fucking stupid or maliciously ignorant but damn I’m getting tired of it. Like I’ve only been in this fandom for like 6 months, if that, how have y’all dealt with this for YEARS???

Pride Day whatever !! I know we’re near the end!

Sometimes when 13 is overwhelmed, she’ll watch whatever yaz is doing and it helps calm her down

Yaz will also have her help with doing a repetitive but somewhat difficult task if she’s understimulated

Pride day 27

The doctor gets super into the sims at one point and makes herself and yaz a couple in the game

Pride day 26 once again comes from my best friend (he’s amazing)

13 sometimes dissociates because she's changed bodies so much and the way Yaz helps is by giving her compliments about every feature and quirk exceptionally 13 while holding her hands in hers. She always ends it with a kiss and a "I love how soft your lips are"

Pride day whatever (I don’t wanna check)

One time on an adventure 13 gets injured enough to not be of much help but still like lucid and just stares in awe as yaz takes her place as leader so effortlessly and also absolutely destroys whatever hurt her

Pride day 24

13 sometimes gets overstimulated on adventures so whenever this happens yaz will pull her somewhere dark and quiet. Depending on how overstimulated the doctor is, she’ll either sit on her lap to provide weight or just hold her hand