i want us both to eat well

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

i dont want kids ever but i cant deny it wouild be practical to have a baby around. like if you got grease on your hands you could just wjpe it off on baby lol. buttttt i geuss thats what pets are for

No 👎

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

Ugh. I hate the current political climate. Trump is trash. I miss when we had REAL, GOOD presidents like *opens up a history book* umm... *keeps flipping* uhh... *frantically searches* oh Jesus oh god

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

really? i don't believe it can you show me?

Do you still want those ingots on the top left or can i melt them down for my experimental car

go white boy goooo

no white boy not like that

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

Well i want to