So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but
You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.
there’s a moment between switching into warmer clothes from the clothes you already have on where you put on the new clothes and they’re actually colder because they don’t have your body heat yet & you wonder if you’re doing the right thing by putting on this cold object. but if you just push through? it becomes warm. #saturdaywisdom
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
refreshes my letterboxd diary like i moght have watched a new movie and logged it without me knowing
ooh thank god
see, you and i? we’re like spunchbob and patrice
that’s his snail
Home decor store clerk: sadly the vintage style oval wicker and glass coffee table is display only and is currently not for sale.
Me: understandable. Well I think that’ll be all for me this evening. I have a very important meeting to get to thank you.
Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
notice how nobody’s alive anymore
who up dinking they oiter
“Leda and the Swan” (1962), by Cy Twombly
what the fuck is this
there are people trying to talk to you on discord
