"And as you've always said, you want nothing."
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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.
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when people tag pictures of things like hello kitty as stuff like "not hannibal" to show that it's not related to what they usually post about-
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"i miss when the dragon age companions were mean" y'all can't even handle vivienne
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fuck it we ball
????? a 5 step routine is basic??????
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I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”
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Men with dad bods need to be more sluttier on here.
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okay man we get it you’re being tested by god
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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest
i just wanna sleep through the night
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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge
