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questbedhead

Wei Wuxian coming out of the burial mounds not technically dead, but dead enough that inquiry works on him, to his chagrin

Wei Wuxian absolutely vibrating listening to Lan Wangji trying to summon ghosts because part of him is compelled to answer but if he does everyone will have so many questions and he's not entirely sure he can keep himself from answering them

Wei Wuxian accidentally going "What?" at the first notes of inquiry and everyone just stares at him

Jiang Cheng yelling at everyone to stop fucking around because clearly his shidi is fine, he's walking around and talking isn't he?

Wei Wuxian, right behind him, deathly pale and twitching with every note Wangji makes, nodding sagely while doing his very best impression of a guy who is definitely completely alive and has not even one foot in the grave

Lan Wangji staring straight into the middle distance while mentally googling the Lan sect rules to see if there's a loophole about kidnapping other sects disciples if they're already kinda dead/haunted

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cqlfeels

All I'm saying is that "Song Lan's body will never deteriorate and Xiao Xingchen's soul will never reincarnate so they're separated forever yet Song Lan still bears their swords and dreams while yearning for a past that won't come back" literally sounds like the beginning of a whole epic danmei novel and not the end of a random subplot

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yutaan

:bangs hands on the table: JIUJIU JIUJIU JIUJIU. Teeny waist, dressed to kill, whip in one hand nephew in the other, happy birthday you beautiful disaster man you’ve ruined my whole life

#actually back when I was doing the will-I-or-won’t-I dance of figuring out if I was going to watch The Untamed #(it looked cool! a bunch of my friends were watching it! but oh god FIFTY EPISODES?? hard pass no love story was worth that much) #what finally sold me was finding out that The Purple Guy was a Sad Single Dad Raising His Nephew #started looking up stuff about him specifically and BAM. instantaneous #you mean to tell me this pretend man not ONLY is a huge jealous baby about His Brother The Protagonist paying attention to the love interest #not ONLY does he make a slightly frantic ‘yes surely this is what I’m Supposed to look for’ list about the ideal qualities of a wife #only to fall instantly for the prickly take-no-shit doctor lady and get heart eyes about how she’s the coolest ever gosh #not ONLY does he dress Like That #not ONLY does he look like he’s about to burst into tears at any given moment #not ONLY does he fling the protagonist off a cliff (I thought they were brothers?? JUICY) #a huge bitch?? #a lightning whip??? #a contextless screenshot of him getting hauled dripping out of a cave as he screams to let him go so he can return to his brother’s side???? #(seriously though if this happens WHY THE CLIFF WHAT’S THE STORY THERE -) #(also my goodness does he uh. get soaked often in this show) #NOT ONLY ALL THAT #you’re telling me he also raises the kid??? dads the kid???? sad angry purple man scrapes together all his sad and all his angry #and buckles down and DADS THE KID????? #pain and love and hard work and fucking up and doing the work anyway because love????????? #glorious. perfect. #a scientifically-engineered Ideal Man For Me (via op)

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