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Fandom Wine Aunt™ | NSFW 🔞| Elder Millennial ✍️ KoD/Spirealm, MLC, TYK/QY, SHL, Arcane 🪭 Guardian, Mo Du, SPL, NiF, DMBJ, Hannibal, TLT, IWTV, UTS... (Side blog. Likes and follows come from @elshalarossa)
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Normally, I just block people and leave their nonsense unposted... but this is art.

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sailorsol

Raise your hand if you own your own house/rent your own space, have a full time job, and/or an advanced degree. Because what kids like this fail to realize is that most of us only have the time to watch anime, play video games, read (and write!) fanfiction, and masturbate to whatever the hell we feel like maturbating to is because of those full time jobs and not living with (and probably caretaking at this point) our parents and having completed any advanced education we wish to complete.

The void inside me grows every day because teenagers think that adults (especially adult women) aren't allowed to have hobbies, and that fiction effects reality to the point that any and all form of media should be banned lest we Corrupt People. Thought crimes are not real. Stop policing other people for things you dislike. Maybe it's time for you to move out, go to college (or trade school!), and get a full time job that actually involves interacting with anyone ever outside of your toxic pool of hate mongers.

No, no, none of that life accomplishment stuff is what makes this really funny.

The funniest part is that when I was in high school...

Blogs did not exist.

I love that I can retire next year and devote more time to my perverted lackadaisical pursuits.

The dream!

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doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

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wepon

happy decade anniversary to this post

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katabay

I feel so normal about how people will have entire conversations at them, but Xiao Hua is just staring at Hei Xiazi like there's no one else on the fucking planet

devastating. whenever hei xiazi smiles at him I feel like I got hit in the solar plexus. many layers to unpack. much to dissect. also extremely fucking funny how there are very much other people in this scene trying to accomplish something and xiao hua has exactly One (1) focus.

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

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