Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
I was fine until the damn Imperial March started.
The posting on this website is gonna be inSANE when Henry Kissinger dies on January 22nd, 2024
What a day to post this joke.
FUCKING NEVERMIND I GUESS
You spat a dodgeball out of your mouth at Apollo with this one.
a dead Kissinger to all, and to all a dead Kissinger
Boris Vallejo
The fight is done. We lost.
OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022)
LEE PACE for Document Journal (2023)
“I’m endlessly fascinated by depictions of masculinity,” he says. “The kinds of men in the world are as numerous as grains of sand. Yet we are fixated on this two-dimensional notion of masculinity, and a lot of people—especially the characters I play—they’re plagued by it, deformed by it. They spend their lives contorting themselves to fit in, being told they can only be and feel one specific thing, when humanity doesn’t work that way. We’re complex and contradictory beings, regardless of gender.”
"Tell me Reath, why can you not cross the kyber arch by yourself?"
~ Jora Malli, Into the Dark by Claudia Gray
(drawn for @dani-notacrocodile for @highrepublicexchange)
god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love
THE LORD OF THE RINGS + 🍂
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