mouthporn.net
#ask to tag – @orca-iguana on Tumblr
Avatar

Is that a trilobite 👀 💖 you are friend now.

@orca-iguana

call me Lilith / Iguana / Orca / Leaf / Radio / Rabies / if you come up with a name for me please call me it no matter how stupid I want more | What are is a pronoun | 19, in college Hell | Icon is IWW Sabo-tabby, the black cat used by anarchists to signify sabotage, who's use started around 1907 | You will reblog my friends art or die by my strangely large beetlejuice coffin| Chaos with a nice floral scent, sit down and enjoy the imminent feeding of the earth which will feed someone's children | Never believe the lie Dulche et decorum | Our existence is short and of little difference now but every act of kindness you make you save Billions of lives so keep existing. your life feeds eternity.
Avatar

So the school I work at has a reward for kids where they can choose the music that plays over the intercom in-between periods and one kid has a shit ton of points and picked 1 song to play for the upcoming entire month and It's been playing this week. I'm not part of the people that put it on so IDK the names of the songs, usually it's popular stuff that I don't know, but this week it's felt SO god damn familiar and I was worried it was going to drive me crazy almost knowing it. Then I realized what it was from.

The kid has picked "My Time" from Omori. Holy fuck finally. Also are you okay 12 year old.

Avatar

I wish cybersmith was parody sososo hard like man human pet guy just releases banger after banger of the most popping shit. put this on the next dracula flow or leftist anthem man.

PUT YOUR ILK IN THE CRYSTALS?

I was #cancelled for [making a post that has. Petplay in common and nothing else]

"No I didn't go to prison for making unconsenting ai porn I was simply arrested and convicted with a high enough degree of evidence to be forced to serve a sentence for"

You either don't understand TV Tropes, or you don't understand art.

Avatar

Mannnn hate talking to leftists sometimes because sometimes people are so obsessed with what things should be they can't acknowledge how things are. Yes absolutely 100% minorities DO NOT OWE EXPLANATIONS for their identieies not even kindness! They don't! And people falling down the alt right pipeline when they have access to information in front of them is their choice! They are actively choosing to pick convenient racist lies because it keeps them comfortable over the harsh reality of their privilege. All of this is true! However there is also a praxis to trying to not push people away and make it slightly easier to not be in the alt -right pipeline. People who aren't actively hostile to uniformed people starting out on the alt right platform are not horrible centrists tearing us apart. People who are rude to people asking unwanted questions are in their right to do so. Maybe the solution isn't to demand one way or the other but to instead provide various perspectives and let people come to their own conclusions and respect that. Idk.

Avatar

Man. I know any of the few people who do follow me probably don't care about MTG but I just gotta mourn the game I love a bit. For those who don't know, MTG is a card game by WOTC (same company that makes DnD) and they recently announced that "Universe's Beyond" aka crossovers are now 1/2 of all future sets, and will be legal in every format. I should start off with saying I don't hate universe's beyond. I own the Tyranid precon and all 4 Dr who precons! But I had a line since day 1. Magic needed a place, a major place, where it would be its own. And officially, that's gone.Starting next year, there will be no officially supported constructed format with exclusively magic the gathering world building. I know for a lot this doesn't matter. I don't think this is some horrific thing that ends Magic. But for me? It's my line in the sand. This game that I've invested thousands of hours into, is now something I can't bring myself to come near. And I think I should explain that. I started playing magic at age 7, with my father. The thing that enraptured me was the flavor text, the story, the world. I was always a story kid and Magic was the best one I'd seen. The Magic story was always the one thing that brought me back time and time again. And with it no longer a central part of the way it's made,Magic has lost its luster. It's lost anything that made it what I love.It hurts. I know it's silly. This isn't WOTC's fault. But it still does. It really does. Idk. I'm just. Tired. I've been tired of magic for a long time I think, it just took me until now to notice. I'll always savor your memories Magic, and I hope you grow into something even better than when I left. But unfortunately, I can't stay any longer.

Avatar

I know this is probably the smallest part of the tera leak but there is going to be so much more poke-porn now that we have multiple specific examples of humans and Pokemons boning including that dude riding his wife Rapidash

Avatar
Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Look call me whatever you want, but Grist from mtg?

Would. She can do whatever she pleases to me.fucken look at her eyes.

Content Label: Mature

Sexual themes

Avatar

Hey maybe this was a fever dream but does anyone remember that Adam Sandler movie where they fucked Qbert?

Avatar

Man so many people on this website are wild because you'll have people take the truth that you can't boycott a vote because it does deprive the one you're boycotting of power and run with it to mean you shouldn't criticize Harris and then you'll have people see the horrific things the Harris administration is set to do and say it's wrong to vote for Harris and actually the reality is kinda nuanced. Wait this is the piss on the poor site what am I surprised for. Anyways yes voting for Harris will likely lead to less deaths than Trump but this is voting for the person using napalm instead of nukes like harm reduction yes but god we need solutions people. We need government change on a fundamental level. The Biden administration has been a steady decline. It wasn't the free fall of Trump but like. It wasn't good for the country. Neither will Harris. Frankly I'm probably not going to talk about voting anymore because at this point I think it's by far the small potatoes issue. We need large scale solutions and we need them yesterday.

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
orca-iguana

Continuing my watch of punch line, just started episode 4, this show fucking goes eeh? Like damn it's fuckin wild. What show can go straight from plot relevant insane reveals of a girl being a robot and another girl being unethically experimented on in a lab as a child, directly into plot relevant dude getting a bloody nose from seeing a girls panties and sending an asteroid into earth killing everyone. Show is something else.

????? WHY'S THE NSA INVOLVED????

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A TRANS MAN??? WHAT. THE FUCK. IS GOING ON

Actually how. I'm so confused. This show has been so clearly for a very horny cishet male audience except made really well which is why I've continued to watch it. And then. Bisexual. Trans man. You can't just drop in the middle of an episode with NO FUCKING WARNING "Oh yeah you have a crush on him? Sick. He's neat crazy the whole born a woman thing. Anyways." ????? HES A GHOST NOW THIS HOLDS NO RELEVANCE TO ANYTHING RN WHAT. HUH. ???

Oh. Okay. Cool. No we aren't going to show anybody's reaction to that we're just moving on from offhandedly mentioning that to talking about a different characters backstory. Like. It's cool and awesome. But in what fuckin world is that coming from the "try not to look at woman's panties" show. Huh.

Cool cool time loop shenanigans yeah yeah WHAT. how is all of the above from 1 episode and also manage to not cover ANYTHING to do with the main plot of the episode. Wild.

Wild show. Will not stop talking about it.

???? Bear moment? Sure. Why not.

So. That ending. Man. Def gonna rewatch with friends this show is actually great. Unironically in top 10 after that ending. Highly recommend to literally anyone.

Honestly watch with no info. I'm only going to show this clip, and nothing else. This clip is not indicative of the kinda show this is, it's nothing, which is all you should see before watching all of punch line in 2 days. (With the note that punch & panty are pronounced identically in this show, as well as the Hindi word for 5 paanch. Yes the Hindi word for 5 is in this show. Don't worry about it)

Avatar

Continuing my watch of punch line, just started episode 4, this show fucking goes eeh? Like damn it's fuckin wild. What show can go straight from plot relevant insane reveals of a girl being a robot and another girl being unethically experimented on in a lab as a child, directly into plot relevant dude getting a bloody nose from seeing a girls panties and sending an asteroid into earth killing everyone. Show is something else.

Avatar

On God I hate these mfing alt right na-shits protesting. literally go drink from the bottom of salt lake and get asbestos in your lungs.

Avatar

Y'know it's crazy that a fly had a higher life expectancy than either presidential candidate a week ago. Lettuce vs Truss but instead of getting voted out it's getting assassinated or keeling over.

Avatar

HELLO???? WHAT. Just finished episode 3 of "senpai is an otokonoko" and this is going to be a show that destroys me isn't it. I've already cried. The shows fucking moto is you must be you. Oh my god the main characters love interest is somewhere between crossdresser and trans girl and their mistreatment is treated as rightful horrifying. Their joy is celebrated. Their feminine interests are portrayed as weird, but no weirder than liking nerdy comics or something. God. Who wrote this I'm going to absorb the manga tommorow and explode.

Avatar

I've spent so long trying to label my sexuality, cause like when does romance start when does sexual love start and I think I've come to the conclusion that I don't give a shit, I have a deliberate relationship with everyone I still have a connection to, I don't care what that's called, and I'm going to just call that a "relationship" in the vaguest sense. If someone else has a name for it that's sick but I think I'm happy just being queer. I love humanity romantically and I could live with my friends and I'm here I'm queer and fuck you.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net