normally, April is Script Frenzy month for me, so it's a bit sad that it's not happening this year
nonetheless, I couldn't help but try to come up with a random play to write for the month, so I came up with a wacky plot out of nowhere at work today, and so far, it's a bit...odd?
basically, it's about a guy and girl, about 22-23 years old, going on a date for the first time after meeting through an internet dating site. The guy's name is Tom and the girl is Kelly, and the dinner date sucks and they hardly talk at all, and the guy keeps screwing everything up, and it's just bad, as far as dates go. They take a taxi to a landmark, except the driver just started this job and has no idea where he's going and gets hopelessly lost, so they get out to try and find it themselves. And then some guy robs them of their shoes and they finally get to the landmark, only to find a clown who's contemplating suicide and they try to help him stop and that whole part was fun...
and then they find these candy wrappers, a trail of them that leads to a party where a bunch of people are dressed as bears and they dance and have fun and then make a date in about a month from then
yeah, it's crazy and random but the underlying joke is that Tom wears red and is actually a play on "Uncle Tom" and the whole play is actually about how a menstrual cycle can be chaotic and awkward and just freaking messed up. Hence why they make a date for a month from then at the end.
ha, this is what happens when you leave me alone for too long, you guys
this is what having no friends does to you
you start writing plays about periods
don't do theatre, kids