"Plus, they're blogging about us"

I had to write a rhetorical analysis about an essay in my textbook as homework. I just now got around to it, but that's not the point. The essay is titled "What's the Matter with Kids Today?" by Amy Goldwasser.

After reading through it, and writing my analysis, I can't help but want to throw this book out the window.

Would you like to read what this "insightful" essay has to say about teenagers? It was written a few years ago, but it's still potent to today's culture...