Well, that's just great. My own FIANCE says that he won't go with me to Once-ler prom.
You want to know his REASON? Because he hardly knows anything about the fandom, and that I RUINED THE LORAX MOVIE FOR HIM. I asked how I did this, and he said "ONCEST."
He hasn't even SEEN or READ any Oncest. He said just KNOWING it EXISTS ruined the movie for him.
Well, fine. I don't WANT to go to the freakin' prom with you, anyway!
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but now I don't have a date again.
Will someone PLEASE go with me to Once-ler prom??