can i make a MST3k Once-ler? Idk why, but i like that idea...

...he could hang out with space-ler. pfft

Thinking about Ron White going by "Tater Salad" and wondering about the people who run these ask once-ler blogs ever getting arrested irl and saying something like "well, on tumblr, i go by One-ler"

i can't help but realize that the ask once-ler blog i run would be better if i could draw...

my week has just started out with a ton of homework that will likely not get done in time, due to my already-hectic schedule this week. But I have the next couple hours to relax before I need to sleep and get up early tomorrow...so...

GIMME ONCEST FICS. I need to RELAX! Please! For the sake of my sanity!

It can be any kind! Oncest, Swoncest, Steamcest, InkBow, GentlePimp, WHATEVER!

LINKS??

last night, i made a wish that people would start reblogging old onceler fanart. today, my wish has come true. <3

Yes. That's what I meant. Steamiest. ;)

so...

a few days ago, on Saturday, at work, i was accused of STEALING a guest's iPod. i was, obviously, extremely offended, seeing as I've never even given a thought to shoplifting, never watched a pirated movie, or even illegally downloaded a song. It's WRONG; it's ILLEGAL. Hence, i don't DO IT.

Anyway, i work in housekeeping, and the guy claimed that it must have been me because i was working on that floor the day before it went missing. But his mistake was that he had a Do Not Disturb sign on the door all day, so I never went into that room. Regardless, i offered to help look for it, along with a maintenance guy with a metal detector. We were searching the room when i asked the guest what kind of iPod we were looking for. because there's a significant difference between a black iPod touch and a tiny, pink iPod nano touch-thingy. i pulled out my own iPod for reference, and he pointed at it, saying that it was his. And i laughed.

obviously, i knew that it was my own iPod, but to prove my point as innocently as possible, i told him that i actually still had my proof of purchase in my purse, because i'm a packrat who doesn't throw anything away until it becomes obvious that i need to. Second, i told him that my iPod is filled with music like wizard rock, timelord rock, panem rock, veggie tales, and movie soundtracks, which i highly doubted he ever heard of, let alone listened to. and lastly, i turned on my lock screen and my home screen, to prove my final point.

I told him that unless he was as obsessed with oncest as I was, this was most certainly MY iPod, not his.

but we never did find his iPod in the room. i feel bad for the guy. he probably had some cool, easy listening music, maybe a few business apps. i bet he'll miss that iPod. or maybe not, idk...

whatever, the moral of the story is: don't accuse me of stealing because i've never stolen a freakin' thing in my LIFE. and oncest can get you out of anything, apparently.

someday, there needs to be a con just for the Once-ler fandom. and we could all cosplay as our fave ask blog-versions of the Once-ler and do funky panels and crazy crap like at any con. seriously, i want this to happen.

Yeah, I don't even know anymore. Just have some squeaky-clean Steamcest. <3

(ref in tags)

if I had about $2k more than I do now, I'd probably force one of my friends into doing a Steamcest cosplay with me...

...because I want that. so very badly.

so...I was kind of expecting my dash to be full of cute-but-sad Oncie pics involving Father's Day right about now...

one day, when i have my own apartment, i'm gonna go to walmart and buy a buttload of printer paper, printer ink, and scotch tape and then proceed to cover every inch of wall and ceiling with pictures of oncest

and no one will be able to stop me

i wrote my first oncest fic today.

it made me realize that i have never really written anything that would be rated MA, at least not in fanfiction form. it was an AU story, too, so it's my first AU fanfic.

i also wrote it while at work, surrounded by a bunch of my coworkers in the break room. today is just FULL of firsts, isn't it?

when i started getting into the more naughty scenes, i suddenly realized that by READING oncest, i knew exactly what i needed to write. it just started flowing like crazy!

so here's a shoutout to anyone who's written oncest, allowing me to read it, and gave me the chance to try my own hand at it. thank you.

(if anyone wants me to post it, you should tell me. i don't wanna post it if no one will read it... and since it's AU, i don't think anyone will like it... so...please?)

don't mind me. I'm just going through and adding as many ask-onceler blogs as I can find. nothing special.