the endings are often a little bit gory

so i was hanging out with my step-sister and my little nephew today and my nephew started playing with his trains and he took two different versions of Thomas the Train and was having them kiss, making really loud kissing noises, for about twenty minutes, and all i could think was

my 2-yr-old nephew ships selfcest

That awkward moment when...

...you take out your laptop to take notes during class and then the teacher hands out notes, so you don't have to use your laptop, but you keep it open and stare at your desktop background because it's nothing but a bunch of Once-ler fanart pics that change every minute because you set it to do so, and then it suddenly shows a bunch of random Oncest pics (like kissing, not the really naughty stuff) and you quickly realize you're sitting in the front of the classroom, so everyone behind you can see your screen, so you hold your notes up over the screen to pretend like you're checking them very closely so that they can't see the naughty crap on it, and then casually put them down when it goes back to super-swag pics again.

THIS WAS ME TODAY. THANK YOU.