Classmate: So... iced coffee or hot coffee?
Me: I don't drink coffee.
Classmate: Oh, okay. Uhh... Pepsi or Coke?
Me: I don't drink soda.
Classmate: Uhh... chocolate or--
Me: I don't like chocolate.
Classmate: Is there anything you DO like?!
Me: I like water.
Classmate: ...
Me: Oh! And bread. But it has to be wheat, because bleached flour is just gross.
Classmate: *walks away*
Me: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED!