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so in D&D the gelatinous cube is an explicit in-setting ecological representation of the fact that "dungeons with ten-foot-wide corridors" are a common enough feature that there are creatures adapted or designed specifically for them. but dragons aren't adapted for that design at all, nor are a lot of the other big guys; they either need separate exits or to use magic or shapeshift into a human form to go throguh the tunnels

but this is a problem that has been solved in real-life! the problem of "large animal that needs to get into a fairly consistently-sized tunnel that's significantly smaller" is solved by snakes, and, crucially, by mustelids, animals that are very long relative to their size. so I think D&D needs more of that. there should be giant ten-foot-wide dungeon weasels and stuff.

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I love everything this post is laying down, but let’s not zoom past the most important possibility.

Square dragons.

My dumb ass really thought I was gonna be able to scroll past this post without drawing the two most ridiculous dragons to have ever infested my brain.

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a lil guy (redbubble)

[Image description: a digital painting of a possum walking. its head is held high, and its tail sticks straight out.]

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swamp witch

[Image description: a purple-haired witch holds a lantern in one hand, looking out into the darkness. her witches hat is decorated with slime molds, moss, mushrooms, and ferns. The lamp casts an eerie green glow.]

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day 10, cryptid witch!

[Image description: mothman flutters by a cauldron on a hearth. green smoke rises from the cauldron, and there is a fire in the hearth casting faint light into the room. dried herbs hang from the ceiling, and the full moon peeks through the window in the back.]

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switching to gobtober mode!

[Image description: a goblin guard stands in front of a wall. They are smiling, wearing slightly oversized armor, and holding a spear.]

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bat witch for witchtober

[Image description: A witch who is partially bat hangs upside down. Her eyes are red, and she has tiny fangs and a heart shaped nose. Her ears are like that of a bat, and her fingers extend into wings. She is wearing a corset, and is backlit by a bright red background.]

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SHE

[Image description: She Ra from She Ra and the Princesses of Power, standing with her right arm outstretched toward the viewer, summoning her sword. the sword sheds light and sparkles, illuminating her face from below.]

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