and we were cursed asked mates

found the killer post again bc i lost it

All Pokemon are born of eggs

...but humans can become impregnated by Pokemon.

I have the question but I don't really seek the answer but...are the humans...laying eggs? I mean probably not but...as someone with Tokophobia I...my thoughts....are stuck....

Unfortunately, i found the answer in one of the leaks.

Oh...

Welp.

This is going to make future 'what fandom world would you choose to go into?' interesting...

but also my mind immediately went to Kyle XY. I've never watched that, I just remember the freaking promos for it idk if it's relevant at all.

But now I'm imagining, and this might be wrong, it's like 5am and I just checked my notifications I am not awake enough to google, the Pokemon with bellybuttons....because...vague human understanding at this hour...will be the telltale signs of being birthed by a human...

do NOT sort by kudos the real play is to find the most prolific writers in the hockey rpf tag and go to their profile to see if they’ve written a single bizarrely high-quality fic for the fandom you’re actually looking for

What’s it called when you ship people but instead of wanting them to get together you want them to have a loveless marriage that ends in divorce

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

I need everyone to know that 2 months after I made this post, Shinzo Abe was killed with the Splatoon weapon.

If we bring this back, maybe we can make the funniest possible outcome right before the US election.

You have no idea what it’s like to not have wifi for 6 hours only to come home to half your friend group DM-ing you and asking if you have an alibi with no further context and this

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

my impact

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.

Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison

Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck

Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it

Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.

In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.

To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.

There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.

This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.

Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock

"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."

My God guys we can't do this again