Help I accidentally imprinted on Twilight

In honor of graduation season, please remember that the cullens VOLUNTARILY went to high school more than once?!?! Sick masochistic lion is 100% accurate bruh I-

I'd go straight to the Volturi and get my ass annihilated before I voluntarily accepted my place as a high school student for an additional DAY

The entire renaissance @ Rosalie

Still can't unpack this exchange.

is she even Italian? 😐

her name is Bella. 😌

She already ate 🙄

*smashes glass salad bowl*

1. absolutely hostile energy from edward. Bella would've been polite and eaten some Italian so shut up.

2. Rosalie said "I'll meet your passive aggressive comment and raise you one violent and eerily brief temper-tantrum"

also: someone had to write this and say... yeah sure looks great 👍

Rosalie in Smeyer's Canon: no Bella you can't be a vampire how could you make a decision like that I wish someone had voted no for me.

Also Rosalie in Smeyer's Canon: hey Carlisle make this hot guy my immortal husband right quick, thanks.

Edward can be a dick to Rosalie all he wants, if they ever have a class together (despite being in different grades) he knows he'd only have to read her mind to get all the answers on test day.

Canon Rosalie would remind the teacher that there's homework because smeyer hates femininity and women.

I'm starting all Rosalie headcanons:

"if there really was a sparkly, tall and dangerously beautiful vampire named Rosalie who lives in small town Washington with a sparkly husband named emmett and her found family vampire siblings, the following must be true:"

to be as disrespectful to the canon as possible

I spent all day making a twilight poster with some crayons and acrylic paint because I've got nowhere to go.

Emmett and Rosalie getting in a prank war. Bella helping Rosalie destroy Emmet. Bella and Rosalie bonding.

Buying merch can give you a high, but it's hard to find anything you'd want to be seen with/in. Also, a lot of twilight stuff from the 2000s is racist af. And you gotta make sure smeyer doesn't get a cut of the money. Also, it's legally a dying fandom and finding merch in store is impossible. Here are some alternatives!