guys do you think I'm gonna pass?
Edythe Cullen or something idk I didn't read Life and Death
If I was turned, after I freaked out and had the newborn phase, I think I'd try to find the quietest place on earth. It might not even seem quiet to an immortal being with super senses but that would be a really pleasant quest.
The cullens definitely have nerf wars... but with real weapons. From every era since Carlisle was turned.
The fact that the Cullens don't sleep is 10 times more fascinating than the fact that they won't die. I don't think about what they do with their extra 100s of years nearly as much as I think about what they're up to all night. When the world around them goes quiet and they're left behind, wide awake, a myriad of possibilities arises. I dont care about their super long life, I care about their double life. The immortality that comes from their constant conciousness is way more interesting than escaping death.
Being "vEgEtAriAns" gives the Cullens such a god complex. Stfu, Crossfit lookin ass
The Cullens as band kids, because you cant cycle through high schools that many times and never be in the band:
- Edward didn't participate but he was That One Kid (not in band) That The Director Summons To Play The Piano As Needed. You know the type.
- Rosalie played the contra bass clarinet because it's stunning, unique, and beautiful, and it always plays a dark part in the music.
- Alice sings for the school's jazz band. Like Edward, they don't need her for every piece, but she gets her time to shine at every performance. She completes the big band jazz vibe as the band needs it, gets her spot light, and enjoys herself.
- Bella plays the clarinet because she's a certified normie
- Jasper plays the Soprano Sax bc it's a clarinet w a southern accent
- Emmet plays the trumpet. He isn't social but he counts loud, chants loud, screams loud, and plays loud. Thus he is not immune to ass slapping and other (mostly crude) displays of comraderie.
- Esme plays the flute and is obviously world class, because she's got all the time.
- Carlisle hates modern wind ensembles
I expected this to turn out less... lore-concious?? but I kinda like it the way it is :)
Carlisle has been working as a doctor for 300+ years and is just now a millionaire. Don't get him started about Jeff Bezos.