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tweet tweet on the street!

@oozmart / oozmart.tumblr.com

💖 Ooz/Barb 💖 She/Her 💖 Goth Bimbo 💖
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attempting to escape my saw trap by gaslighting jigsaw into thinking that I did nothing wrong

Me legitimately doing nothing wrong except being mentally ill

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sjwromanroy
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tweet from me that i really want everyone here to see too

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Hello, Theresa. You have ruined your own life and harmed others with your insidious habit of constantly telling people you hate dancing. To survive these next few hours, you will have to continuously do the macarena. The mechanical rig on your body will detect if you stop dancing, or move in any way other than the macarena. If it does, it will trigger a spiked disco ball to swing from above and kill you. You have 3 hours. Don't stop the macarena.

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lesbx

this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs

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Hello, terrible parents

Before you is your kids. You are expected to give each of them love and attention without saying or doing anything that could potentially add onto their C-PTSD. You are also expected to reverse their absolute terror and hatred for authority figures by apologizing and admitting your faults, then showing them how to properly cope

Your kids still don't trust you. You are given 30 minutes. At any point in time, they can press a button and auto-fail your test, resulting in your lungs getting injected with poison gas

Either way your reproductive systems are being removed without any anesthetics by a random person we found on the street and asked if they could handle cutting people open because it took the threat of violence for you to be a proper parent.

Time starts now

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