tweet tweet on the street!

i love jiminy even though he’s 80 and on his deathbed

i get so happy on jiminys behalf every time the parks let him host a new event. he loves narrating. it is his favorite hobby. closely followed by grandstanding and being in charge of things. it’s literally the perfect job for him

Draw your characters like this

Gold Diggers of 1933 (1933), dir. Mervyn LeRoy

Don’t worry babe I love the way you can’t shut up it turns me on

daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

JAMES CAGNEY & LORETTA YOUNG in TAXI! (1932) — dir. Roy Del Ruth

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

CLARK GABLE & MYRNA LOY in WIFE vs. SECRETARY — 1936, dir. Clarence Brown

Rita Hayworth and Fred Astaire on set of “You’ll Never Get Rich” (1941)

One of my FAVOURITE ship dynamics to write or read in fics is when two characters are basically already a couple but they just haven’t realised it yet. They call each other up at like 3am, they cuddle, they sleep in the same bed, they fall asleep in each other’s arms, they hold hands, they practically live together, they talk about having a ~ special connection ~, they just haven’t actually kissed or done the do or talked about their feelings yet so they’re still both like “but I just don’t know if they like me in that way!!”

Less slow burn and more two idiots standing around literally on fire from page one but not noticing until page two hundred.

Harold Lloyd in The Flirt (1917)

Harold Lloyd and Bebe Daniels

watch this. this is literally what love is.