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hey baby. ever dated an ugly dyke before? i could be your first .
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João Pedro Vale
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cute little character coloring images
It’s so exciting seeing my plant babies thriving
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Queen
She looks like a good mama
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pink shirt: mom mom: yeah? ps: what are you cooking? mom: oh, i’m makin’ blueberry jam! ps: can i say a curse word in front of you? mom: no you may not. ps: mom! just one! mom: no, you don’t- one’s too much. ps: look at me! mom: no. ps: mom! [laughing] mom, come here! mom: no, i’m not gonna ‘come here’. ps: it’s one! it’s the b-word! and it’s the only b word- just look at me!- it’s the only b-word i’d say in front of you. beautiful. i think you’re beautiful. [mom stammers but doesn’t say words] isn’t that nice? mom: that’s very nice! ps: i love you bitch [mom cracks up]
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Which OC could pull off a mullet? (Bonus points if they already have or used to have a mullet)
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Vintage Moschino Fall 1989 Leather Jacket with Floral Appliqué Details
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things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like
- teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
- teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)
- teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)
- [to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”
- teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)
- was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)
- was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
- hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me.
andy-the-anon
An inspiration.
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she's so powerful