Not actually named Steve

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

why did nobody tell me that writing is the adult equivalent of playing with dolls

AND WHAT A LONG WAY WE’VE COME!

asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

comic test with these two guys. sort of a redraw of an old doodle. Very early in the friendship!

This is what audio processing disorder feels like

Scarlet-rumped Trogon (Harpactes duvaucelii), male, family Trogonidae, found in SE Asia

photograph by ardpixtures

@sky-scribbles

@anachronornis

The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

"i saw your name in the kudos list of the devil's sacrament"

Okay, but what were YOU doing in the kudos list of the devil's sacrament? 👀

official boob post

tweets that did get a chuckle out of me

I was about to climb into bed but I had to turn my computer back on to draw this real quick

oh god this is so fucking funny

I was like "Aww a Diglett themed don-- oh"

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

Bro. That’s. That’s a platonic solid, bro.

does this look platonic to you?

Nah, that shape fucks.

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