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@onmytape

c / 18+ / big dub guy / not home often but i queued a post for you ◡̈
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i've finally got around to setting up the whl discord server! it's very casual but i promise we're nice! all that we ask is that you're 18+ to join. dm me if you want the link!

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not only are we trying to put our boy parascak on the streets, he's also injured 😭 god

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oh my god okay this is crazy. so i went to the game tonight and 1) we were surprised parascak was playing bc we heard he got injured friday 2) every time kelowna's price touched the puck he got booed. which was so confusing. then we get home and watched the stream from friday and price knocked parascak into the boards and it was bad enough that he couldn't get up for a while. so they drag him back to the bench and have to scrape his frozen blood off the ice (nosebleed). of course he leaves the game so i'm surprised he was playing tonight. and i wish i joined in the price booing.

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let's do #8 with brayden yager olen zellweger and luca cagnoni pleeease

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sorry i saw this as i was leaving for the game but didn’t have time to answer! 

i love this trio this is so difficult 😭 i don’t really care to see any of them shirtless and i like them all enough to not want to see sad post-games. so the verdict is

connor bedard was right, zelly has one of the best bodies i’ve ever seen. so i’m picking him for shirtless. 

i think it would break my heart to see luca cagnoni upset, so only after wins. (i also didn’t realize he has such a big fan base on here.

yager being sad is okay. he can cry into his championship ring.

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im going all cougs with this one (question #1): ravensbergen, parascak, heidt

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diabolical 😭 i should ignore this one out of protest

draft: berger. i can’t part w him  trade: heidt. maybe we’ll get someone good for him at least?  put on waivers: i can’t even say it. maybe he’ll go to a good home 🙏

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for the ask game! 🏒 #3 with connor bedard, fraser minten, and matthew knies

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Picking one to grow a mustache is a little painful because there is no evidence any of these boys can grow one🥲

get a haircut: contradicting myself but i love knies’ hair so i have to pick bedsy here. 

grow a mustache: if he CAN grow a mustache, i’m picking minty. I’d love to see it

ban from any future haircuts: 🥰knies🥰 i’ll make bedsy go bald if i means i can keep matt’s hair

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ask game #3 with my cursed boys kevin korchinski, connor bedard and frank nazar.

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Ooh interesting 👀

get a haircut: kevin: this is painful because none of them need a haircut (according to me) but i’ll sacrifice korchinski lol

grow a mustache: frank - he’s the most facial hair capable i think 

ban from any future haircuts: i think bedsy would look good with a bit of a flow 👀

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starrynet

ask game idea: a hockey version of the FMK game 🏒

send a number from the options below and the names of three players, and I’ll choose which one to ____, ____, or ____. feel free to reblog this if you want to play it, too!

1. draft, trade, put on waivers

2. trade to a team I like, trade to a team I dislike, trade to a team I feel neutral about

3. get a haircut, grow a mustache, ban from any future haircuts

4. classic kiss/marry/kill options, but you can only send players with the same jersey number

5. classic kiss/marry/kill options, but you can only send players from the same draft year

6. classic kiss/marry/kill options, but you can only send players who play in the same position (ex. only d-men, only goalies)

7. goalie edition: score a goalie goal, get a goalie hug, be cursed to go a season without any shutouts

8. only have shirtless interviews, only have sad post-game interviews, only have interviews after wins

9. john tavares edition: gift a lucky amulet, gift a cursed amulet, gift a wildcard amulet that is either extremely lucky or extremely cursed

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mumblesplash

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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just saw venom. he's just as hot and sexy as i remember.

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literally what do i make out of all this clay

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