Good Lines from Terrible Films

“You do amuse me and provoke me.”

“Patience is a virtue of the strong.”

"Assumption is the mother of all fuckups."

"Swoon, I'll catch you."

"You an me are going on a car ride to Hell. You're riding shotgun."

"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off."

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

"Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He created?"

"It's man's sad fate to lose interest in what he has already obtained."

"Tell me about the loneliness of good... Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?"

"Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the assholes who started them?"

"Why can't we ever just have some salad?"

"It's been a long time since I smelled beautiful."

"You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never fucking know."

"Why is he still alive?... He shouldn’t be alive. It vexes me. I’m terribly vexed."

"You know, they say it's all downhill after the first kiss."

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Murder Most Foul Starters

“How can you stomach looking at things like that?”

“Any verdict on how they died?”

“Whoever did this was a sick bastard.”

“Got home, showered, crawled into bed and got the call. Here I am.”

“I swear no human did this.”

“I didn’t see anything.”

“Do you think I’m guilty of this?”

“Another one? This is going to be a long shift, isn’t it?”

“Going out to the scene is actually a break in the monotony. Most of what I do is sitting at a desk, reading emails and making calls.”

“Should I have my lawyer present?”

“I think I found something here...”

“Who do you think did this?”

“I’m told officers were out here earlier tonight because of a disturbance.”

“That is a lot of blood...”

“Sometimes I feel like we should have a psychic on staff.”

“I’m not sure why you think I can be of any help in this matter...”

“Why are YOU here?!”

“I need an extra strong coffee. Now.”

“This is going to be a long shift.”

“Did anyone know the victim?”

“We have a whole lot of witnesses not saying much.”

“I have nothing to say to you.”

👑 Prince Suggestions 👑

One can be soft and kind, yet still be brave and bold.

Within everyone lies the heart of a great hero.

Lie with me and forget our troubles for a while.

N’er will I fall before anyone again.

If you don’t understand something, have you ever considered -trying- to understand it?

Your name, I wish to say it.

Within me resides a cold fury you have never seen the likes of.

Remaining sober at a function is a grand way to receive insight into how people truly are.

If you don’t do it- Who else will?

Eating grapes and drinking wine all day, what is so wrong about that?

Love what you will.

Deal only with the burdens you can.

The family that you build can be more important than the family by blood.

Court your people, for without your people a prince holds no power.

Sometimes when you gamble, you lose. But sometimes you win.

Have patience. Your time will come.

If you want to know danger, try crossing me.

There are none like me.

Tyrants eventually fall. The problem is what they leave behind.

Skills need to be honed like steel. Keep them sharp.

Fear not what lies out there. Yes, there are terrible things. There is also beauty, knowledge, truth, life and love.

I am not small, nor weak. Within me there is a power that you may soon be witness to- even though you are not worthy.

We will wait out this storm together.

I wish to drape you in velvet and jewels.

I say onto thee, fucketh off.

Joyful Starters

“Why are you so happy?”

“You look great today.”

“I’m glad the weather has finally shifted.”

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“Let’s go out to dinner.”

“I am so glad to be home.”

“You look happy...”

“Joy can be found in the smallest things.”

“Shopping makes me happy and I have a new credit card. See where I’m going?”

“Pause is not even in my vocabulary.”

“WOO HOO!”

“I’m warm and comfortable and not leaving this spot.”

“I feel great.”

“I just got great news!”

“I love spending time with you.”

“I have cake!”

“You’re so happy today and that’s fantastic.”

“I feel as though the clouds have finally parted.”

“I think I have discovered what true happiness is.”

“Are you happy with me?”

“The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer up someone else?”

“Joy seems like something that people don’t have enough of.”

“Laughing can be hard sometimes.”

“I’m happy and it feels strange. Is that normal?”

Weird and Strange Starters

“The time has come.”

“There seems to be two moons in the sky.”

“Do you hear something?”

“You have something growing out of your head.”

“Did you hear laughter just now?”

“There’s a light in that abandoned building.”

“What did you do?”

“Something just grabbed me!”

“Do you know the darkness that lurks in this world?”

“I don’t have time for this...”

“Running will do no good.”

“What’s humming?”

“Is that a dog?”

“You need to stay away from me.”

“Why is the moon red?”

“Did it just become quiet?”

“There are lights hovering above you.”

“I can see my breath...”

“Why did we have to do this at night?”

“I feel more alive than I have in ages.”

“There are worlds between.”

“Beyond time and space is where the truth lies.”

“What was that?”

“Do you feel a strange pressure between your ears?”

“I... can’t... move...”

“It’s too late for me. Get out of here. Live.”

LARPs: the Series starters

“You look like a whore Vulcan”

“Everyone out the back!”

“Can we keep her?”

“No sooner spoken than broken!”

“I envy your carefree attitude, ______.”

“Kill stealer!”

“Southern temple of lust... ew. Ew. EW!”

“Sorry, what now?”

“Shhhhhhhhhh...”

“What if I just died?”

“You’re right, I wasn’t thinking about the party.”

“When’s the next game?”

“It’s just role play.”

“I’ve got a clear shot!”

“What was that? Ketchup?”

“We can’t risk a total party kill.”

“Your life is forfeit.”

“For the record, my plan would have worked.”

“We got what we came for...”

“You had your chance, it’s my cake now.”

“I’ve stolen countless things from countless people, but the one thing I can’t steal is time.”

“My favorite thing, the spoils of war!”

“You’re monologuing again.”

“I’ve been looking forward to this all week.”

“Always think outside the box.”

“I decided to level the playing field.”

“You betrayed us.”

“The good guys win and I always lose.”

“No... no...”

“He’s gone stupid.”

“Is... something wrong?”

“I really like you, ______.”

“Who do you want to be next?”

“Never Could Get The Hang Of Thursdays...” Starters

“Oops! I’m sorry. Didn’t see you there.”

“Oh, no, I seem to have lost it...”

“What do you mean your espresso machine is broken?”

“How could this day get any worse?”

“My car won’t start.”

“I just got a terrible message...”

“Every table is full.”

“It’s pouring outside.”

“It feels like some sort of curse was placed on me.”

“It’s not so bad.”

“Today is just AWFUL.”

“A car crashed into WHAT?!”

“I have a screaming headache.”

“... just up and walked out. No goodbye. Just gone.”

“Do you know how many ways we could die out here?”

“Space is a cold, friendless asshole.”

“I hate to tell you this buuuuuut...”

“So, how was your day?”

“Today is a day that sages centuries from now will look back and say ‘THAT was a crap day in history’.”

“Aren’t you being a little melodramatic?”

“What else could go wrong?”

Introduction Starters 3

Protection Starters

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Teachers and Parents

Comic Book Starters II

Basically if you have a permanent starter call, I want to be part of that.

 I will be all over it.